Where Eagles Dare!!

justacoach

Strictly for entertainment purposes..

BillyMac

Do me next. Please. As my real identify: A sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. Maybe with a Mythbusters theme?

Judtech

There is a guy who did this for Saleman on Youtube. Absolutely hillarious!! I think if you just type in Salesman you should find it.

Welpe

Thanks for the good laugh. I was busting up with the "Junior underassistant-" line.

grunewar

"Oh, Mr. Floor Official......."

Thanks Rick!

justacoach

BillyMac wrote
Do me next. Please. As my real identify: A sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. Maybe with a Mythbusters theme?

Sure, that will be filed under the "More Issues than Time Magazine" issue.
Coming to a theater near you in June 2014

chseagle

justacoach wrote
Strictly for entertainment purposes..

Thanks for the next Lego video game idea: Lego Therapy.

Mark Padgett

justacoach wrote
Sure, that will be filed under the "More Issues than Time Magazine" issue.

I know this is off topic, but do you know what the largest subscription circulation magazine is in the US? It's AARP Magazine. Not kidding. And yes - I receive it.

BillyMac

Mark Padgett wrote
AARP Magazine. I receive it.

My guess. For the past thirty years or so?

Is that the magazine that teaches you how to leave on your left turn signal blinker even if you're not planning to turn for twelve more blocks? I understand that the most recent issue teaches you how to say, "Hey you kids, get off my lawn", in twenty different languages. Don't forget to cut out all those early bird specials coupons. Nothing like having a nice dinner at 3:30 in the afternoon, right after a relaxing afternoon nap.

Rich

BillyMac wrote
My guess. For the past thirty years or so?

Is that the magazine that teaches you how to leave on your left turn signal blinker even if you're not planning to turn for twelve more blocks? I understand that the most recent issue teaches you how to say, "Hey you kids, get off my lawn", in twenty different languages. Don't forget to cut out all those early bird specials coupons. Nothing like having a nice dinner at 3:30 in the afternoon, right after a relaxing afternoon nap.

3:30PM? That's a late dinner, probably one of the younger whippersnappers.

I'm looking forward to having my belt around my nipples and eating dinner at 2:30PM, myself. That way I can go to bed right after the 6PM news and get up in time to watch the 4AM infomercials over my morning prunes.

grunewar

Mark Padgett wrote
I know this is off topic......

Shocker! 😛

Mark Padgett

Here's two things you learn at my age. First, "hangover" refers to the relationship between your belly and your belt. Second, the only thing Viagra is good for is to keep you from rolling out of bed. 🙁

chseagle

Mark Padgett wrote
Here's two things you learn at my age. First, "hangover" refers to the relationship between your belly and your belt. Second, the only thing Viagra is good for is to keep you from rolling out of bed. 🙁

I thought that was called Dunlap Syndrome as your belly done lap over your belt.

AARP= Association of Aged Relaxed People.

Viagra, Extense, Cialis= All good for a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.