Finally - a funny parent comment

[Mark Padgett]

Last night, 6th grade boys. About 10 minutes before game time, I notice a mom in the bleachers giving her son, a player, a neck rub. I walk over and ask her where the line is. She smiles and says, "How many points will you spot us?" I smiled and told her it depended on how good the neck rub was. She laughed and said, "Well, then I guess we're getting about 100 points".