Odd/usual injuries during basketball games

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by chseagle

In fact any training materials I bring home I have to make sure my family doesn't see them or read through them.

Remember, if they do see your training material it's your patriotic duty to kill them.

[grunewar]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Remember, if they do see your training material it's your patriotic duty to kill them.

That's cold!

Can't they go into seclusion or witness protection or something?

C'mon there's just got to be another way......

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by grunewar

Can't they go into seclusion or witness protection or something?

Nope, if they defy The Chseagle they must pay!

[grunewar]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Nope, if they defy The Chseagle they must pay!

In this case, as the R, I will I defer to your many years and experience of refereedom....

[Jurassic Referee]

When it comes to upholding the sanctity of the Census, no mercy can or should be given. Any personal or familial considerations must be overlooked for the good of our great nation.

Chseagle know what his duty must be. He took the Oath of the Census, didn't he?

Be gentle though, Chseagle. Maybe you could try putting your family to sleep first. Try reading them a chapter of your best-seller "Confessions Of A Shot-Clock Operator".

[Loudwhistle]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

When it comes to upholding the sanctity of the Census, no mercy can or should be given. Any personal or familial considerations must be overlooked for the good of our great nation.

Chseagle know what his duty must be. He took the Oath of the Census, didn't he?

Be gentle though, Chseagle. Maybe you could try putting your family to sleep first. Try reading them a chapter of your best-seller "Confessions Of A Shot-Clock Operator".

Okay JR,
You now qualify for the best comment of the year contest! I almost spit coffee on my screen.

[RookieDude]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

When it comes to upholding the sanctity of the Census, no mercy can or should be given. Any personal or familial considerations must be overlooked for the good of our great nation.

Chseagle know what his duty must be. He took the Oath of the Census, didn't he?

Be gentle though, Chseagle. Maybe you could try putting your family to sleep first. Try reading them a chapter of your best-seller "Confessions Of A Shot-Clock Operator".

...OMG!

I thought I could just get up a little early this Sat. morning...check the morning paper about our "winner to state" game we had last night...check my e-mail for our Regional assignments for tonight (Davis @ Walla Walla)...maybe go brag on the forum...

and then I have to go and read some smart-*** ol guys WISE cracks...

the whole family is now up wondering way I am...

LMAO!!

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

He took the Oath of the Census, didn't he?

I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Census Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.

[Upward ref]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Census Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.

Whats the penalty for injuring yourself chasing bballs when your country needs you ? total disregard for the greater good of all Americans ! Are we to believe you can hobble around entire neighborhoods with your walker ? I'm so flabbergasted I can't safely comment any further !

[chseagle]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Census Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.

I do believe you're mixing your oaths up. As the oath you're almost quoting word for word is the Scout Oath.

It's cool to think that 100 years ago, that Scouting in the US came to be.

Scout Oath:

On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.

The Oath that a Census Employee takes before even starting with training is below:

"I will not disclose any information contained in the schedules, lists, or statements obtained for or prepared by the Census Bureau to any person or persons either during or after employment."

[Upward ref]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Census Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.

Five out of seven aint bad !

[chseagle]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

When it comes to upholding the sanctity of the Census, no mercy can or should be given. Any personal or familial considerations must be overlooked for the good of our great nation.

Chseagle know what his duty must be. He took the Oath of the Census, didn't he?

Be gentle though, Chseagle. Maybe you could try putting your family to sleep first. Try reading them a chapter of your best-seller "Confessions Of A Shot-Clock Operator".

Thankfully my mother & father are used to me working Census, from when I was NRFU & GQ Enumerator in 2000. My wife on the other hand isn't quite used to it as when I did Address Canvassing I didn't have paperwork to sneak peeks at.

What best-seller?

Anywho, concerning next Friday & Saturday, it should be a lot of fun doing both 4A & 3A Regionals. So after next weekend, as for WIAA Classifications, I haven't done Table Operations for 1B or 2B games.

[justacoach]

Originally Posted by chseagle

Anywho, concerning next Friday & Saturday, it should be a lot of fun doing both 4A & 3A Regionals. So after next weekend, as for WIAA Classifications, I haven't done Table Operations for 1B or 2B games.

Forget about this basketball crap. We want/need more details about Secret Agent Census Man. I just love it when you talk governmentalese.....