Odd/usual injuries during basketball games

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by justacoach

Could you shoot me the 10 questions?

1) How many people live at your address?
2) You really call this living?
3) Do you own a malamute?
4) What is your highest level of education? (coaches need not answer since it is assumed the answer would be 3rd grade)
5) Can you correctly pronounce "nuclear"?
6) Were you born in this country?
7) If not, were you hatched?
8) If you are Canadian, do you giggle whenever you say "Regina"?
9) Did you serve your country in the Camp Fire Girls?
10) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood (do not answer in metric)?

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by chseagle

Each person must be counted according to their residence.

Now it happened that at this time Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be made of the whole inhabited world. This census, the first, took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria, and everyone went to be registered, each to his own town. (Luke 2:1-3)

[chseagle]

Originally Posted by justacoach

I'm doing a training class for some rookie enumerators. Could you shoot me the 10 questions?
No Haters need respond as I am not asking for the answers.

The 10 questions being asked can be found at the following website:

The Questions on the Form - 2010 Census

If I remember the form correctly there's room for 4 people for information to be collected.

For additional information about the 2010 Census Form, the following website can also be of help:

About the Census Form - 2010 Census

To answer the other question, no I did not participate in the Census during the olden times. The first Census I worked was the 2000 Census.

[chseagle]

Originally Posted by justacoach

Could you shoot me the 10 questions?

Basically the questions asked are each person's name, sex, age, date of birth, Hispanic Origin, race, household relationship, & own or rent housing unit?

Nothing is asked about resident status or VISA/Green Card status.

[grunewar]

Originally Posted by justacoach

I'm doing a training class for some rookie enumerators. Could you shoot me the 10 questions?
No Haters need respond as I am not asking for the answers.

See what you started!!

[chseagle]

Originally Posted by justacoach

I'm doing a training class for some rookie enumerators. Could you shoot me the 10 questions?
No Haters need respond as I am not asking for the answers.

So you must be either a CL, CLA, or FOS.

[justacoach]

Originally Posted by chseagle

So you must be either a CL, CLA, or FOS.

Not quite, just a plain old garden variety MOFO

[Welpe]

Originally Posted by justacoach

Not quite, just a plain old garden variety MOFO

But are you a MOFO of Hispanic origin?

[justacoach]

Originally Posted by Welpe

But are you a MOFO of Hispanic origin?

No, but if that were the case we would say HIDEPU as opposed to MOFO

[justacoach]

Originally Posted by grunewar

As I continue to write his biography using only Forum posts......

I move we start a collection to buy Eagleboy an identity theft subscription to absolve ourselves of any culpability....
Maybe Mr. Lee, his AD would like to make the first contribution?

[chseagle]

Originally Posted by justacoach

I move we start a collection to buy Eagleboy an identity theft subscription to absolve ourselves of any culpability....
Maybe Mr. Lee, his AD would like to make the first contribution?

Some of your information is way out of date LMAO.

Anywho with the extensive medical record I have, if my identity does get compromised, I'd know about it if identity theft happened.

[VolDoug]

This thread has been highly entertaining !

Considering the OP, saw this yesterday in a BV game.

The official tosses for the opening tip. Home team controls and proceeds to drive to basket and score. The official who tossed immediately went into a "squatting position" and stays there at the circle in that position through the score.

He moves/waddles to the sideline as the ball is coming back up the court. His partner, obviously on his toes, hits the whistle and points at the clock, creating a diversion from what actually occurred.

He walks to the score table, gives a quick explanation, and then he and the other official walk to the "squatter" who now is trying to get upright. After a brief time, he regains his "senses", and play continues on.

First time I had ever seen the tosser get kicked in the privates on the tip. I bet he changes his mechanics for future tosses !

[chseagle]

Originally Posted by VolDoug

This thread has been highly entertaining !

Considering the OP, saw this yesterday in a BV game.

The official tosses for the opening tip. Home team controls and proceeds to drive to basket and score. The official who tossed immediately went into a "squatting position" and stays there at the circle in that position through the score.

He moves/waddles to the sideline as the ball is coming back up the court. His partner, obviously on his toes, hits the whistle and points at the clock, creating a diversion from what actually occurred.

He walks to the score table, gives a quick explanation, and then he and the other official walk to the "squatter" who now is trying to get upright. After a brief time, he regains his "senses", and play continues on.

First time I had ever seen the tosser get kicked in the privates on the tip. I bet he changes his mechanics for future tosses !

I nominate the above post "The funniest post of the day"!!

BTW CHSLadyEagle seconds the nomination, as she's sitting right here next to me.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by chseagle

I nominate the above post "The funniest post of the day"!!

BTW CHSLadyEagle seconds the nomination, as she's sitting right here next to me.

I'll vote for any other post before that one. Interesting, and on topic (unlike 90% of the posts in this thread), but I vote for anything else for the same reason I don't watch America's Funniest Home Videos.

[chseagle]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

I'll vote for any other post before that one. Interesting, and on topic (unlike 90% of the posts in this thread), but I vote for anything else for the same reason I don't watch America's Funniest Home Videos.

True it's been hijacked a couple of times, but someone takes it back to the original topic.

For the season, I've witnessed the ambulance been called in 3 times, including my fight with the basketball court.