Jump ball to start the game

[bob jenkins]

Originally Posted by deecee

The only time I did something this retarted was in a wreck league some years ago.

Decent bump on rebounding action but instead of a foul ball goes out of bounds so just award it to the other team. Idiot A who kept arguing that it hit the other guy (because he fouled of course) was doing his best 6 month old impersonation. So I blow the whistle (probably like 4-5 seconds into play resuming)and say I messed up and that it wasnt an OOB but a foul on Idiot A. Didnt hear a peep from him the rest of the game.

**Kids I dont recommend you try this one at home (or ever for that matter)**

I did something like this once:

With time expiring at the end of the half, A1 drives the lane and makes contact with (but does not plow through) legally established B1. Contact causes an off-balance shot that misses as time expires.

A coach requests foul. I say no. A coach asks again. I explain that B was legal. A coach DEMANDS foul as he is walking off court. I oblige. Player control foul on A1 to end the half.