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Ours was a piece of work. One line: "I refereed for 20 years and you two are the worst I've ever seen."
No, sir, you aren't and never were an official, cause if you were you'd (1) never yell at the officials and (2) would recognize how awful the game in front of you was. It's my kid's 5th birthday today. I really, really wish I would've found a sub for tonight. I took the game in a flurry of assigning and didn't put the date with the significance at the time and as busy as I've been I didn't take the time to get a sub. Now instead of taking my kid to dinner, I'll be working. At least it's a night game and I don't have to leave until late. |
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That one would be over my personal line in the sand. Wack without warning if it was said to me.
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Meanwhile, back at the fan's bedroom closet, hangs his byron collared shirt, his metal whistle [on a red lanyard], and his bell-bottomed referee pants.
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Giving grammar lessons, I presume.
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The stars must have been aligned just right last night or something as I, too, had one of those games. It started out at the opening tip...team goes the worng direction and gets fouled while "shooting" at oppoents basket. Coach had a hard time grasping why we didn't award free throws. A total of six players fouled out...both teams were in double bonus with eleven minutes remaining in the second half (18 minutes halves in Minnesota). Game started at 7:20 and we walked off the court at 9:00 even though we had running time for the past seven minutes.
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I feel your pain.
I am not sure of the exact number of fouls called, but if the assistant coach is to be believed we had 39 on one team. Since BOTH teams were in the double bonus we can say the other team had AT LEAST 20 for a total of 59 fouls. (Plus 2 T's, One ofr scorebook and one for delay of game jumping over the line....twice) I didn't have the heart to look at the paper but I know we were near 70+ free throws. There were 2 other officials there, and after the game we asked their opinion if we had strangled the game. Both of them didnt think so and were suprised when they heard the foul total b/c they felt the game had a nice flow too it.
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