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Old Mon Dec 14, 2009, 01:06am
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I read this.......

and I think it's supposed to be a joke, but...........


The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
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Old Mon Dec 14, 2009, 12:03pm
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So what do mental health professionals suggest you do with a person in this state?

1) Lend a friendly ear
2) Suggest s/he "get some help"
3) Ask him/her to lie down and talk about his/her mother
4) Just whack 'em

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Old Mon Dec 14, 2009, 12:07pm
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So what do mental health professionals suggest you do with a person in this state?

1) Lend a friendly ear
2) Suggest s/he "get some help"
3) Ask him/her to lie down and talk about his/her mother
4) Just whack 'em

Give them the stop sign, of course.
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Old Mon Dec 14, 2009, 12:18pm
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I think you send them to detention out in the parking lot.
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Old Mon Dec 14, 2009, 12:41pm
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So what do mental health professionals suggest you do with a person in this state?

1) Lend a friendly ear
2) Suggest s/he "get some help"
3) Ask him/her to lie down and talk about his/her mother
4) Just whack 'em



WHACK 'EM!!!


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