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I read this.......
and I think it's supposed to be a joke, but...........
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
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So what do mental health professionals suggest you do with a person in this state?
1) Lend a friendly ear 2) Suggest s/he "get some help" 3) Ask him/her to lie down and talk about his/her mother 4) Just whack 'em ![]()
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Give them the stop sign, of course.
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WHACK 'EM!!! ![]() MTD, Sr.
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Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. Trumbull Co. (Warren, Ohio) Bkb. Off. Assn. Wood Co. (Bowling Green, Ohio) Bkb. Off. Assn. Ohio Assn. of Basketball Officials International Assn. of Approved Bkb. Officials Ohio High School Athletic Association Toledo, Ohio |
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