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just another ref Mon Dec 14, 2009 01:06am

I read this.......
 
and I think it's supposed to be a joke, but...........


The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Back In The Saddle Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:03pm

So what do mental health professionals suggest you do with a person in this state?

1) Lend a friendly ear
2) Suggest s/he "get some help"
3) Ask him/her to lie down and talk about his/her mother
4) Just whack 'em

:confused:

jdw3018 Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:07pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle (Post 642497)
So what do mental health professionals suggest you do with a person in this state?

1) Lend a friendly ear
2) Suggest s/he "get some help"
3) Ask him/her to lie down and talk about his/her mother
4) Just whack 'em

:confused:

Give them the stop sign, of course.

Mark Padgett Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:18pm

I think you send them to detention out in the parking lot. :D

Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:41pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle (Post 642497)
So what do mental health professionals suggest you do with a person in this state?

1) Lend a friendly ear
2) Suggest s/he "get some help"
3) Ask him/her to lie down and talk about his/her mother
4) Just whack 'em

:confused:



WHACK 'EM!!! :D


MTD, Sr.


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