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Anyone in Chicago area remember the P.A. guy who did many big games in Public league, shootout double headers, etc?
Most annoying guy you've ever heard. Similar to the And One announcer. LOUD volume, all about him. HE"S ONLY A SOPH AAAAA MOOORRRE!!! DARTANAIN JOHNSON TO THE LINE FOR THE THREEEE POINT PLAY!!!!!
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We've got one in my area that just looks for things to say.
When there's a dead ball period, you can just see the wheels turning.... "Want to remind you, we'll be here until there's a winner... also, there's hot dogs and soda for sell." "Hey, if you've got a birthday, come on down and we'll announce it for you." |
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Idiot at my game this evening used that one a couple of times.
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"The Foul Is On ..."
We have a guy here in my little part of Connecticut who announces the foul immediately after the preliminary signal. As I'm heading to the reporting area I hear, "Big Walnut Tech foul on number eleven, Bobby Smith, his third, team's sixth". It can be very distracting. I only work there once every few years, and I have to ask him to be more patient every time. I guess other officials are not as distracted as me. Of course, I have problems remembering the fouler, and the foulee, under the best of circumstances. Double fouls are a nightmare for me.
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Oh those announcers......
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I went into the locker at half time with the officials and among my questions and comments I asked about a particular backcourt call the "PA announcer announced." I said it didn't look that close to me. He looked at me and smiled and said - "That's because I signaled a carry!" Hmmm.....
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False Double flagrant on announcer. Play resumes with the two smallest players Rho-Sham-BOing at mid court for ball out of bounds at half court. New announcer call the play by play. I can't find the book reference.
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I kinda remember, but was it the two smallest players or captains of the opposing cheer squads???
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I disagree. I provided 1-18.. if that's not good enough for you then 2-3.
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"That's my duck." "No, I'ts mine" "Fine, let's play ro-sham-bo" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roshambo |
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Cobra;641841 :ro-sham-bo - A game (usually to solve a dispute) where two men kick each other in the balls as hard as they can. The first person to give up loses.
I've never heard of that game before. If I had to play, I would want to go first..
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