|
|||
C'mon, Everyone Join In......
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee, Little jackie paper loved that rascal puff, And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee. Etc.....
__________________
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. |
|
|||
Quote:
__________________
Cheers, mb |
|
|||
Did you just call him "DUDE?"
Must be a Gen Y thing...
__________________
"Your Azz is the Red Sea, My foot is Moses, and I am about to part the Red Sea all the way up to my knee!" All references/comments are intended for educational purposes. Opinions are free. |
|
|||
While of course I use the BillyMac Pre-Game sheet, I end with a little sing along to keep my partners relaxed before the big games!
PS - Actually, I remembered Spot, and Dick and Jane, but, this is the only "Puff" I could think of!
__________________
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. |
|
|||
Actually I think the slang "dude" originated with Baby Boomers and their rock 'n' roll records that they listened to at a higher than required volume. The Dude abides.
__________________
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers Last edited by Welpe; Fri Oct 23, 2009 at 09:36am. |
|
|||
Jeff Bridges was 46 when he played "The Dude" in "The Big Lebowski," and firmly a Baby Boomer.
I'm on the cusp of Baby Boom and Gen X, not even close to Gen Y.
__________________
Cheers, mb |
|
|||
Part 1
Pre-Game Check List
NCAA Basketball Pregame Check List New Rules 2009-10 Use monitor to determine if flagrant foul, intentional foul, or contact technical foul occured Maximum of one technical for administrative violations Headbands my be beige in color Mouth guards are legal Contact technical foul replaces intentional technical foul Secondary defender under basket Rejump to start game - any two players Injured free throw shooter - coach picks from four remaining players on floor New Rules 2008-09 Goal tending 3 pt arc A & B Technicals Officials jurisdiction Horns for disqualified player Use of arm or leg sleeves Points of Emphasis 2009-10 Charge/Block/Player control fouls Excessive swinging of the elbows Player(s)/Team Member(s) Interactions Disconcertion of the free throw shooter Three seconds in the lane Points of Emphasis 2008-09 Illegal Contact Palming Coaches Box Block/Charge Official’s floor mechanics Lead has foul - no free throws - going other way - always switch with C Continually move to get angles C position when ball comes to your side Step back Step down Step out Make sure AP arrow is set right to start the game Double Whistles Outside officials blow and hold - let lead have first crack at it Rotations We must close down when ball starts away Must get to ball side - especially when playing man to man Front court floor coverage 60-40 Trail has most of front court Communicate on made basket Count players Too many or too few players - that’s our fault Be aware when dribbler makes contact - no bail out Rebound Coverage Strong side Weak side Perimeter FT Coverage Treat as if ball were being dribbled at the free throw line C and L look opposite for violations and then back to primary side for rebound coverage Trail at 28 ft line and be active on free throws Goal tending/Basket interference Know the Absolutes Two hands on dribbler Tripping the dribbler Crew Consistency Communication with Coaches Don’t be confrontational Three point shot coverage Problem Players Constant communication with partners when problems arise Referring Post Play We must be consistent on both ends of the floor Referring without the ball and with the ball Be aware of drop step travel Traveling Trail be involved We must find pivot foot Players may step through with pivot foot as long as the ball is released before the foot returns to the floor Be aware of the spin move and drop step Player equipment Mouth guard legal Keep eyes on clocks OB opposite of lead Technical fouls Class A, Class B, or Administrative Closely guarded counts Try not to have two officials counting at the same time Ball in play at closest spot to infraction Bleeding player vs. blood on jersey Blood on jersey trainer may check and player stays in game Bleeding player must leave game and cannot reenter unless his team takes a timeout Excessively swinging elbows If not a foul could be a violation Three second violations Can help our game - be aware of players occupying lane for extended periods of time Verticality Let players block shots Use 80-20 rule when officiating the block shot Use proper signals Hit to the head is approved Tripping signal is a new signal Pressing situations C stay back and help - no hurry to go anywhere 10 second backcourt count - C can help Substitutions Who can come in on a foul out Cannot reenter until clock has ran Injured player Can stay in game if his team calls a timeout Media timeout does not buy him back in game Two players injured - one timeout can get both back in game |
|
|||
Part II
Rules that will “Bite You In The Ass”
Correctable Errors Team Control Fouls Make sure we do not shoot free throws- even on interrupted dribble There is team control while a live ball is being passed between teammates There is team control during a throw-in There is team control during an interrupted dribble Double Fouls Team in Control Ball in air Made or Missed basket Technical Fouls and shot clock resets Air born Shooter losing ball Intentional - cannot touch ball after landing Defense causes - can do anything after landing Fumble - can regain control of ball Throw-in situations A throw-in shall end when a passed ball touches or is legally touched by an inbounds player or when a player, who is located on the playing court, touches and causes the ball to be out of bounds or when the throw-in team commit’s a throw-in violation Ball hits ring or backboard = play on Ball goes in = violation Calling timeouts while going OB or Backcourt - cannot grant FT shooter losing ball When to use the monitor When to reset and when not to reset the shot clock Jump stop Pivot foot on or off the floor when dribble ends Interrupted dribble No player control fouls There is team control No 5 second count No timeouts Act of shooting and foul occurs Offensive team Defensive team Shot gone or in shooters hand Possession arrow to wrong team Must correct before throw-in ends End of game procedures .3 or less Who has last second shot Overtime period - length - and timeouts Having to miss a free throw to extend the game - must be in proper position Last minute no subs on inadvertent whistle Reading of zeroes, LED lights, and then the horn are used to end the game Fight rule Backcourt violations Last to touch - first to touch Must have all three points in front court to establish front court status Simultaneous held ball after shot misses ring Reset shot clock Intentional kick on a throw in after AP Do not loose the arrow Pass from behind 3pt line goes in = 3 points Pass from behind 3pt line - deflected by defense and goes in = 2 points Pass hits rim no shot clock reset Reaching across the boundary plane Hit ball = technical foul Hit player = intentional foul Player taps ball back inbounds Can be the first to touch if he reestablishes himself back inbounds first Flagrant foul (LIVE BALL) If not called when it occurs = 2 Fts, ejection of player, and offended teams ball at the Spot where the game was interrupted to look at the moniter (LIVE BALL) If called when happened = 2 Fts, ejection of player, and ball at nearest point to where foul occurred (DEAD BALL) 2 Fts, ejection of player, and ball at mid court Striking ball with fist - reset shot clock if less than 15 seconds Ball over backboard from front or back side - violation (Out of bounds) Not out of bounds if ball touches edges of backboard What constitutes being out of bounds Must touch an object out of bounds or a boundary line Must have player control to call a time out Timeout cannot be granted while the ball is in flight on a pass between teammates Throw in must touch a player on the floor before the thrower can touch it Intentional contact technical foul after the end of the first half will be shot when we come back from halftime Throw in to start the second half will be to the team offended by the Intentional Contact foul Arrow will not be affected If you dribble - jump - fumble what can you do? Go get it and pass or shoot Go to ball and continue to dribble (Cannot regain possession and then dribble) If you jump - fumble what can you do? Go get it and pass, shoot, or dribble unless you have already dribbled If you dribble - jump- pass to no one what can you do? Nothing If you dribble - jump - intentionally let ball go what can you do? Nothing If you jump - intentionally let ball go what can you do? Nothing Shot - Double foul - basket missed - alternating possession arrow Shot - Double foul - basket made - ball on end line to defensive team |
Bookmarks |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
What happened to the T to start the game--NCAA Game thread? | w_sohl | Basketball | 1 | Tue Mar 10, 2009 01:32pm |
Jordan's 63 pt game - Game 2 of 1st round 1986 Eastern Conference Playoffs | Cajun Reff | Basketball | 15 | Fri Mar 07, 2008 09:56am |
Twenty technicals in one game - all for delay of game! | Mark Padgett | Basketball | 14 | Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:55pm |
Next game teams warming up on field during game | reccer | Softball | 6 | Mon Jul 16, 2007 03:00pm |
Cursed Game: 3 Injuries, 2 ambulance calls, 1 game | wadeintothem | Softball | 3 | Mon Oct 16, 2006 04:48pm |