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Old Sat Jul 25, 2009, 08:30am
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Q: How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

A: Take your foot off his head.
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A lawyer and a coach are both drowning. You have a big decision to make - lunch or a movie?
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Old Mon Jul 27, 2009, 01:31pm
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A lawyer and a coach are both drowning. You have a big decision to make - lunch or a movie?
Both...the longer I'm absent, the less complicit I am.
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Old Tue Jul 28, 2009, 06:47am
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He was damaged and it wasn't his fault so..

The amount mentioned in a civil suit as "damages" doesn't necessarily have to comport with reality. Most suits settle, but as in any negotiation, neverleave money on the table. Insurers love it when you negotiate against yourself.

Lost future earnings is generally proved with expert testimony from vocational experts
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Old Tue Jul 28, 2009, 08:36am
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The amount mentioned in a civil suit as "damages" doesn't necessarily have to comport with reality. Most suits settle, but as in any negotiation, neverleave money on the table. Insurers love it when you negotiate against yourself.

Lost future earnings is generally proved with expert testimony from vocational experts
Assuming a 9th grader has any idea what vocation he wants to pursue. Your typical 9th grader is going to be a doctor AND a fireman AND a policeman AND drive a garbage truck AND ...

As for the "somebody was negligent, somebody has to pay" mentality, that's just messed up. "Little Johnny is hurt, quick somebody call the lawyer. Oh, and call 911, we need to get this documented." What a sad, pathetic society we've become.
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Old Tue Jul 28, 2009, 09:23am
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As for the "somebody was negligent, somebody has to pay" mentality, that's just messed up. "Little Johnny is hurt, quick somebody call the lawyer. Oh, and call 911, we need to get this documented." What a sad, pathetic society we've become.
Your beautiful granddaughter got cut on that plate from ear to chin....

That, too, was messed up.
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Your typical 9th grader is going to be a doctor AND a fireman AND a policeman AND drive a garbage truck AND ...
AND, if you ask his parents, an NBA superstar.
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AND, if you ask his parents, an NBA superstar.
Well, then we better raise this $990K up a bit, as that kind of "coin" doesn't even equal "guaranteed money" or a "signing bonus" anymore!
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Old Tue Jul 28, 2009, 05:19pm
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Your typical 9th grader is going to be a doctor AND a fireman AND a policeman AND drive a garbage truck.
You forgot astronaut.
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Old Tue Jul 28, 2009, 06:55pm
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You forgot astronaut.
What if that 9th grader's goal is to be the next Bill Gates! What a settlement that would be!
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Old Wed Jul 29, 2009, 06:31am
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]The boy is seeking $785,000, of which $35,000 is for current and future medical bills, $250,000 is for lost future earnings and $500,000 is for damages.
The parents seek $205,500, mainly for damages linked to what the claim calls "emotional distress arising from witnessing the harm to their child." All told, the family is seeking $990,500.
Aren't we taking this a bit too far?

I thought the point of most of this money was to help for lost future wages and damages....... i.e., now the player can no longer be a basketball superstar because he has a bad/possibly scarred hand.

Please to be explaining - How does that disqaulify him from discovering an IT company, or becoming an astronaut, or even movie star (minus a hand model of course)?
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Old Wed Jul 29, 2009, 01:08pm
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Aren't we taking this a bit too far?

I thought the point of most of this money was to help for lost future wages and damages....... i.e., now the player can no longer be a basketball superstar because he has a bad/possibly scarred hand.

Please to be explaining - How does that disqaulify him from discovering an IT company, or becoming an astronaut, or even movie star (minus a hand model of course)?
How does it disqualify him from being a handyman?
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Old Thu Jul 30, 2009, 07:22am
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What if that 9th grader's goal is to be the next Bill Gates! What a settlement that would be!
No kidding! It takes a lot more $ to drop out of Harvard these days.
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Old Thu Jul 30, 2009, 07:37am
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Your beautiful granddaughter got cut on that plate from ear to chin....

That, too, was messed up.
Yes, that is sad. And it's reasonable that if the facility was negligent they should paying the medical expenses. But life is a dangerous business, we have no expectation that we're never going to get hurt, and the pervasive and cancerous mentality that "somebody's gotta pay!" is nothing more than wanton vengeance, greed and opportunism. In most cases we'd all be a lot better off if Little Suzie's folks got a life instead of a lawyer.

Just my $0.02
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