A coach even a mother couldn't love :(

[bob jenkins]

Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle

A little later on I settled on what I could do as an official.

1. When the little kid reports, I refuse to allow him into the game
2. When the coach wants to make something of it, I inform him that making a travesty of the game is grounds for forfeit, and I would not hesitate to do so
3. Find the first possible opportunity to unload the *******
4. If he doesn't have an assistant, even better as I would forfeit the game

Any thoughts?

I'd avoid 1-4 and go with:

5) Officiate the game
6) Inform the camp director