Gems from Camps this week

[Larks]

Worked the Northern KY University and the Mt. St. Joeseph's boys camps this week....here a couple gems....how about you....any pearls of wisdom from camps this summer?

Coach: "You can't call illegal screen, they arent calling handchecks at the other end!"

Me: Ok, guys, we'll ref and you play
Player (loudly): when you gonna start reffin then"
Me: Right now...WHACK

Asst. Coach to my P: They dont make that call in the GCL....You'll never ref in the GCL (my partner was a seasoned GCL ref...the coach was a new assistant running the team for camp...he gave him the benefit of the doubt and let him stick around)