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Sure, c'mon down. All are welcome! Your on your own with the shirt though!
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I guess so. Do you want a brass one with a pea?
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I guess a biscuit is out of the question then.
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OK - here's one that should be adopted at the NF, NCAA-M, NCAA-W and all rec levels. It's the most important rule change yet.
Following the game, the home team must provide a pizza and salad buffet free of charge to the officials. Coaches, players and spectators are not allowed in the room, and neither are official's wives. Following the buffet, Bambi will give free massages to all the officials. Tips are optional.
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Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
You forgot adult beverages. We actually get an ice cold can of beer after games at one of the private schools that our local board services. Really. I'm dead serious. I swear.
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I've worked men's league games at a club where after the games they roll out a keg onto the floor.
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Did they start with polka songs on the PA system?
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Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here"
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