Maybe these should be the NF rule changes for next year?

[grunewar]

Originally Posted by TrojanHorse

If I pass the test, do I get to have a whistle too????

Sure, c'mon down. All are welcome! Your on your own with the shirt though!

Originally Posted by williebfree

"Over The Back" is chirped, a team player is required to give an opposing player a piggyback ride for 30 seconds. Each repeat offense would add a 30 second increment.

And the official nearest the benches get to pick the biggest behemoth of a kid to ride the back of the smallest pipsqueak of a kid. I like this already!

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by TrojanHorse

If I pass the test, do I get to have a whistle too????

I guess so. Do you want a brass one with a pea?

[Adam]

Originally Posted by TrojanHorse

If I pass the test, do I get to have a whistle too????

Nope, coaches are given a PITA exemption.

[TrojanHorse]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

I guess so. Do you want a brass one with a pea?

I got my fox 40 and a shirt ready to go..used to officiate. I am ready to go

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by TrojanHorse

I got my fox 40 and a shirt ready to go..used to officiate. I am ready to go

I guess a biscuit is out of the question then.

[Mark Padgett]

OK - here's one that should be adopted at the NF, NCAA-M, NCAA-W and all rec levels. It's the most important rule change yet.

Following the game, the home team must provide a pizza and salad buffet free of charge to the officials. Coaches, players and spectators are not allowed in the room, and neither are official's wives. Following the buffet, Bambi will give free massages to all the officials. Tips are optional.

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

OK - here's one that should be adopted at the NF, NCAA-M, NCAA-W and all rec levels. It's the most important rule change yet.

Following the game, the home team must provide a pizza and salad buffet free of charge to the officials. Coaches, players and spectators are not allowed in the room, and neither are official's wives. Following the buffet, Bambi will give free massages to all the officials. Tips are optional.

I like your logic Padgett!

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Here's one that should be adopted at the NF, NCAA-M, NCAA-W and all rec levels. It's the most important rule change yet. Following the game, the home team must provide a pizza and salad buffet free of charge to the officials.

You forgot adult beverages. We actually get an ice cold can of beer after games at one of the private schools that our local board services. Really. I'm dead serious. I swear.

[WreckRef]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

You forgot adult beverages. We actually get an ice cold can of beer after games at one of the private schools that our local board services. Really. I'm dead serious. I swear.

I've worked men's league games at a club where after the games they roll out a keg onto the floor.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by WreckRef

I've worked men's league games at a club where after the games they roll out a keg onto the floor.

Did they start with polka songs on the PA system?

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

Did they start with polka songs on the PA system?

"Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run
Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer
Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here"