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Old Sun Feb 15, 2009, 09:46pm
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Talking Partner tries to "pick up" coach
No, not off the floor. "Pick up" as in a date. And yes, it was a female coach. I must admit, she was pretty cute. This guy has a reputation for this kind of thing with women, but this is the first time I ever heard him try it with a coach. It was a 7th grade girls rec game and at halftime, he asked her, "So....which one of these players is your sister?" He was smiling when he said it and she "got it". She laughed and said, "That's the worst pick-up line I've heard in a long time." He just laughed too, and walked away.

When I got home, I mentioned it to my wife. She gave me one of those "you've got to be kidding" looks. Her comment - "that's pathetic".
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Old Sun Feb 15, 2009, 09:51pm
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No, not off the floor. "Pick up" as in a date. And yes, it was a female coach. I must admit, she was pretty cute. This guy has a reputation for this kind of thing with women, but this is the first time I ever heard him try it with a coach. It was a 7th grade girls rec game and at halftime, he asked her, "So....which one of these players is your sister?" He was smiling when he said it and she "got it". She laughed and said, "That's the worst pick-up line I've heard in a long time." He just laughed too, and walked away.

When I got home, I mentioned it to my wife. She gave me one of those "you've got to be kidding" looks. Her comment - "that's pathetic".
A better comeback would have been to ask him if his partner was his brother.
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Old Sun Feb 15, 2009, 10:09pm
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No, not off the floor. "Pick up" as in a date. And yes, it was a female coach. I must admit, she was pretty cute. This guy has a reputation for this kind of thing with women, but this is the first time I ever heard him try it with a coach. It was a 7th grade girls rec game and at halftime, he asked her, "So....which one of these players is your sister?" He was smiling when he said it and she "got it". She laughed and said, "That's the worst pick-up line I've heard in a long time." He just laughed too, and walked away.

When I got home, I mentioned it to my wife. She gave me one of those "you've got to be kidding" looks. Her comment - "that's pathetic".

But, did he get a date with the coach?

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But, did he get a date with the coach?

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hahaha thats a question that really needs no answer the act alone deserves no response hahaha


its like the guy in the airplane that thinks hes going to die so he... oh nevermind
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its like the guy in the airplane that thinks hes going to die so he... oh nevermind
Sounds like a lesson learned with experience.
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Disappointed......
Mark - I expected that you would say you played good cop/bad cop here. Ya know - you T her up and toss her out and he picks up the pieces later.....losing your touch!?
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I've been noticing the ads at the top of thread pages are somewhat based on the content, so most of the time there are ads for referee shirts and shoes, etc.

Has anyone noticed the ad that appeared at the top of this thread?
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I've been noticing the ads at the top of thread pages are somewhat based on the content, so most of the time there are ads for referee shirts and shoes, etc.

Has anyone noticed the ad that appeared at the top of this thread?
Since I got DVR, I don't notice any ads; anywhere.

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I've been noticing the ads at the top of thread pages are somewhat based on the content, so most of the time there are ads for referee shirts and shoes, etc.

Has anyone noticed the ad that appeared at the top of this thread?
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Mark - I expected that you would say you played good cop/bad cop here. Ya know - you T her up and toss her out and he picks up the pieces later.....losing your touch!?
I would of liked to have tossed her, but not out.
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I've been noticing the ads at the top of thread pages are somewhat based on the content, so most of the time there are ads for referee shirts and shoes, etc.

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Had to do with pick up lines believe it or not!
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Had to do with pick up lines believe it or not!
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Had to do with pick up lines believe it or not!
I called and bought a couple.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"You must be a broom, because you've swept me off my feet."

Should I buy more?
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Are thoes space pants your wearing, because your a$$ is out of this world. Or for the extreamly desperate. You have a pulse, I find that incredibly attractive in a women.
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ive always been partial to:

Hey how about you come over and we have a few drinks, some pizza and get busy.

After they give you the weird/dirty look say

Fine we dont have to drink or have pizza.
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