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26 Year Gap Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:21pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by M&M Guy (Post 580101)
Paid cash. No paper trail.

Bought one more:
"If I said you have a terrific body, would you hold it against me?"

Got one free:
"I'll bet you $20 you turn me down."

I hope they come with a money-back guarantee if they don't work.

Will you be trying each one twice?

DonInKansas Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:23pm

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/un...card_hitit.jpg

Rich Tue Feb 17, 2009 07:56am

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Originally Posted by Welpe (Post 580048)
Gotta love context sensitive advertisments.

Never thought I'd be missing out by having AdBlock Plus installed.

JugglingReferee Tue Feb 17, 2009 08:02am

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Originally Posted by RichMSN (Post 580282)
Never thought I'd be missing out by having AdBlock Plus installed.

Rich, does AdBlock install on an IE system?

Edit: no, it doesn't.

mick Tue Feb 17, 2009 08:41am

Quote:

Originally Posted by M&M Guy (Post 580101)
Bought one more:
"If I said you have a terrific body, would you hold it against me?"

That has worked.

bigda65 Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:37am

Maybe someone should make a song about that line..........

oh wait .......... nevermind

Raymond Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:41am

Hey Ranjo, what's your opinion about referees wining and dining coaches? :D

mbyron Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:13pm

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Originally Posted by BadNewsRef (Post 580350)
Hey Ranjo, what's your opinion about referees wining and dining coaches? :D

I don't like whining coaches. Oh wait... nevermind.

JugglingReferee Wed Feb 18, 2009 08:03am

"You look a lot like my future girlfriend."

grunewar Wed Feb 18, 2009 08:56am

A Top 7......?
 
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

*I had to remove three of the top ten for inappropriate content.

mick Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:02am

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Originally Posted by grunewar (Post 580644)
“Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name] .”

That works for a while, but eventually they'll find out who you are.

Adam Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:07am

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Originally Posted by mick (Post 580676)
That works for a while, but eventually they'll find out who you are.

I might try it on my wife tonight. I'll let you know if it works.

mbyron Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:30am

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Originally Posted by Snaqwells (Post 580683)
I might try it on my wife tonight. I'll let you know if it works.

You have to pick up your wife? Whoa, that's harsh. :eek:

Welpe Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:44am

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Originally Posted by Snaqwells (Post 580683)
I might try it on my wife tonight. I'll let you know if it works.

Brief us tomorrow morning on how the couch was. :cool:

Adam Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:47am

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Originally Posted by Welpe (Post 580759)
Brief us tomorrow morning on how the couch was. :cool:

We have a guest bed in the basement, and the mother-in-law went home this morning.

Sometimes, it's like I'm a guest in my own house.


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