Partner tries to "pick up" coach
 

No, not off the floor. "Pick up" as in a date. And yes, it was a female coach. I must admit, she was pretty cute. This guy has a reputation for this kind of thing with women, but this is the first time I ever heard him try it with a coach. It was a 7th grade girls rec game and at halftime, he asked her, "So....which one of these players is your sister?" He was smiling when he said it and she "got it". She laughed and said, "That's the worst pick-up line I've heard in a long time." He just laughed too, and walked away.

When I got home, I mentioned it to my wife. She gave me one of those "you've got to be kidding" looks. Her comment - "that's pathetic".

A better comeback would have been to ask him if his partner was his brother.

But, did he get a date with the coach?

MTD, Sr.

hahaha thats a question that really needs no answer the act alone deserves no response hahaha


its like the guy in the airplane that thinks hes going to die so he... oh nevermind

Sounds like a lesson learned with experience. :D

Disappointed......
 

Mark - I expected that you would say you played good cop/bad cop here. Ya know - you T her up and toss her out and he picks up the pieces later.....losing your touch!? ;)

I've been noticing the ads at the top of thread pages are somewhat based on the content, so most of the time there are ads for referee shirts and shoes, etc.

Has anyone noticed the ad that appeared at the top of this thread?

Since I got DVR, I don't notice any ads; anywhere.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Lakers basketball tickets? :confused:

I would of liked to have tossed her, but not out. ;)

Had to do with pick up lines believe it or not!

Gotta love context sensitive advertisments.

I called and bought a couple.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"You must be a broom, because you've swept me off my feet."

Should I buy more?

Are thoes space pants your wearing, because your a$$ is out of this world. Or for the extreamly desperate. You have a pulse, I find that incredibly attractive in a women.

ive always been partial to:

Hey how about you come over and we have a few drinks, some pizza and get busy.

After they give you the weird/dirty look say

Fine we dont have to drink or have pizza.

Back in college, my housemates and I went to the bar for the purpose of trying cheesy pick-up lines. Nothing we ever said worked. :D

I think Snaqs has that one as a registered trade mark already.

As if your l337 status needed any further proof. ;)

I bought one too!

Would you make sweet passionate love to a stranger? If she says yes, youre good to go. If she says no -- introduce yourself. :eek: :D

:eek::rolleyes::eek::rolleyes::eek::rolleyes::eek: :rolleyes:

Rita

I hope those charges will be made discreetly to your credit card.

Dude, that hurts.

Hey, Mark started it!

I somehow knew this thread was going to head downhill...

Sorry, I was channeling my inner Hyena.

Paid cash. No paper trail.

Bought one more:
"If I said you have a terrific body, would you hold it against me?"

Got one free:
"I'll bet you $20 you turn me down."

I hope they come with a money-back guarantee if they don't work.

You football guys channel, too? Whoda thunkit?!

All time favorite pick-up line:
 

Would you hold it against me if I told you what a beautiful body you have. :D

MTD, Sr.

That did not have to be a pick up line; it might have been a comment about how young she looked. Then again I was not there. :D

Peace

I never would've thought you and I shop at the same websites...

:eek: :D

M&M's version scans better. :p

How about this one:
"Are you wearing moonpants? Cuz what's in 'em is out of this world!"

Not intended for off-road use.
 

Is that the line you used on Mary Struckoff when you were both back in high school?

Will you be trying each one twice?

Never thought I'd be missing out by having AdBlock Plus installed.

Rich, does AdBlock install on an IE system?

Edit: no, it doesn't.

That has worked.

Maybe someone should make a song about that line..........

oh wait .......... nevermind

Hey Ranjo, what's your opinion about referees wining and dining coaches? :D

I don't like whining coaches. Oh wait... nevermind.

"You look a lot like my future girlfriend."

A Top 7......?
 

“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

*I had to remove three of the top ten for inappropriate content.

That works for a while, but eventually they'll find out who you are.

I might try it on my wife tonight. I'll let you know if it works.

You have to pick up your wife? Whoa, that's harsh. :eek:

Brief us tomorrow morning on how the couch was. :cool:

We have a guest bed in the basement, and the mother-in-law went home this morning.

Sometimes, it's like I'm a guest in my own house.

"A FIVE HUNDRED POUND PENGUIN!!!"

"What?"

"I just thought I'd say something that would break the ice." :p

A 'welcomed' guest? Or an 'unwlecomed' guest?

So, you were trying pickup lines on your mother-in-law, and that forced her to go home? :eek: :confused:

I think I'm going to throw up.

Where's Padgett with his visual of the puking Snaqs?

I'm throwing up M&Ms.

Ok, so reading comprehension isn't my strong suit.

:D