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JugglingReferee Mon Feb 16, 2009 03:26pm

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy (Post 579925)
I've been noticing the ads at the top of thread pages are somewhat based on the content, so most of the time there are ads for referee shirts and shoes, etc.

Has anyone noticed the ad that appeared at the top of this thread?

Back in college, my housemates and I went to the bar for the purpose of trying cheesy pick-up lines. Nothing we ever said worked. :D

Welpe Mon Feb 16, 2009 03:26pm

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Originally Posted by AKOFL (Post 580066)
You have a pulse, I find that incredibly attractive in a women.

I think Snaqs has that one as a registered trade mark already.

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Originally Posted by JugglingReferee (Post 580069)
Back in college, my housemates and I went to the bar for the purpose of trying cheesy pick-up lines. Nothing we ever said worked. :D

As if your l337 status needed any further proof. ;)

bigda65 Mon Feb 16, 2009 03:41pm

I bought one too!

Would you make sweet passionate love to a stranger? If she says yes, youre good to go. If she says no -- introduce yourself. :eek: :D

Rita C Mon Feb 16, 2009 04:23pm

:eek::rolleyes::eek::rolleyes::eek::rolleyes::eek: :rolleyes:

Rita

Adam Mon Feb 16, 2009 04:25pm

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy (Post 580052)
I called and bought a couple.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"You must be a broom, because you've swept me off my feet."

Should I buy more?

I hope those charges will be made discreetly to your credit card.

Adam Mon Feb 16, 2009 04:26pm

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Originally Posted by Welpe (Post 580070)
I think Snaqs has that one as a registered trade mark already.

Dude, that hurts.

M&M Guy Mon Feb 16, 2009 04:30pm

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Originally Posted by Rita C (Post 580094)
:eek::rolleyes::eek::rolleyes::eek::rolleyes::eek: :rolleyes:

Rita

Hey, Mark started it!

I somehow knew this thread was going to head downhill...

Welpe Mon Feb 16, 2009 04:31pm

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Originally Posted by Snaqwells (Post 580096)
Dude, that hurts.

Sorry, I was channeling my inner Hyena.

M&M Guy Mon Feb 16, 2009 04:34pm

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Originally Posted by Snaqwells (Post 580095)
I hope those charges will be made discreetly to your credit card.

Paid cash. No paper trail.

Bought one more:
"If I said you have a terrific body, would you hold it against me?"

Got one free:
"I'll bet you $20 you turn me down."

I hope they come with a money-back guarantee if they don't work.

Adam Mon Feb 16, 2009 04:34pm

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Originally Posted by Welpe (Post 580098)
Sorry, I was channeling my inner Hyena.

You football guys channel, too? Whoda thunkit?!

Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. Mon Feb 16, 2009 04:45pm

All time favorite pick-up line:
 
Would you hold it against me if I told you what a beautiful body you have. :D

MTD, Sr.

JRutledge Mon Feb 16, 2009 04:47pm

That did not have to be a pick up line; it might have been a comment about how young she looked. Then again I was not there. :D

Peace

M&M Guy Mon Feb 16, 2009 04:49pm

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Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. (Post 580105)
Would you hold it against me if I told you what a beautiful body you have. :D

MTD, Sr.

I never would've thought you and I shop at the same websites...

:eek: :D

mbyron Mon Feb 16, 2009 07:10pm

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Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. (Post 580105)
Would you hold it against me if I told you what a beautiful body you have. :D

MTD, Sr.

M&M's version scans better. :p

How about this one:
"Are you wearing moonpants? Cuz what's in 'em is out of this world!"

BillyMac Mon Feb 16, 2009 09:24pm

Not intended for off-road use.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. (Post 580105)
Would you hold it against me if I told you what a beautiful body you have.

Is that the line you used on Mary Struckoff when you were both back in high school?


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