I'll give you three guesses

[Rich]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Contest time.

Sixth grade girls rec last night. Q2, I make a 5 second closely guarded call. Coach yells, "What was that?" I reply, "As I said coach, 5 seconds closely guarded". Coach yells back, "How is she supposed to know that's a rule?"

I'll give you all three guesses as to my reply. Winner gets an autographed picture of Billy Packer with his foot in his mouth. Shipping and handling are an additional charge.

"I just told her."

Striped Caveman response: You coach, she player. You teach, she learn. You coach, she play. You read rulebook, she learn rules from you.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch

Caveman response. You coach, she player. You teach, she learn. You coach, she play. You read rulebook, she learn rules from you.

Sounds like you were in my high school class. I took three classes: huntin', gruntin', and cave painting. I aced huntin' and gruntin'.

Originally Posted by BillyMac

Sounds like you were in my high school class. I took three classes: huntin', gruntin', and cave painting. I aced huntin' and gruntin'.

Did that class meet in a cave with a wooden keg of good ol' Kentucky bourbon?