I am on a roll...
 

In the past 4 game nights I have issued 3:

JV Boys coach who wanted one.
Warned him about chirping/whining with "Coach you can be up in your box coaching your kids..."
Like I say, he wanted it

Freshman boys player for slamming ball in anger. (h/t to DeeCee)

JV Girls coach who wanted one.
Warned him about chirping/whining with "Coach you can be up in your box coaching your kids..."
Like I say, he wanted it (deja vu all over again.)


Prior to that.... a couple maybe...

Awe, you couldn't just talk to him?
/sarcasm]

I imagine that if I were to work a steady diet of MS games, I'd hand out Ts like the tellers hand out lollipops to kids at the bank.

lol -- you know i was thinking about it and i think ive changed my mind -- if the ball bounces 2 feet higher than 4 times the width of the diameter of the original peach basket that naismith played the game with I would be 8 time more likely to T the player. The only exception would be if the ball then proceeds to land on the head of the most annoying fan in the gym, then the player will be awarded 2 shots for the bonus.