Fox strikes again

[Mark Padgett]

Believe it or not, I just read who the next participants in Fox TV's Celebrity Boxing fiasco are going to be. It's (are you sitting down?) Manute "I once killed a lion with a spear" Bol vs. William "I never met an all you can eat buffet I didn't like" the Refrigerator Perry.

The only analogy I can think of is a giraffe vs. a hippo. Bol may have the reach advantage, but Perry must outweigh him by at least two tons (English measure, not metric).

BTW - I heard they were going to sign up MTD Sr., but they thought he would take so long analyzing the referee's pre-fight instructions that they would run out of time.

MTD Sr. - please note the winky face.

Who's next? How about Joey Crawford vs. Rasheed Wallace?