[A Pennsylvania Coach]

Here's something else I stumbled across...

John Wayne Bobbitt was supposed to go head to head (pun intended) with adulterer Joey Buttafuoco, but unfortunately the loser with the weird penis gave his current wife a severe beating and got arrested.

Nevertheless, the show is still set to go on May 22, 2002, with former NFL'er William "The Refrigerator" Perry getting in the ring with former NBA star, Manute Bol. Olympic gold medalist Olga Korbut will face off with scrappy Multi-Millionaire bride Darva Conger. And finally Welcome Back, Kotter actor Ron Palillo (Horshack) will fight against Saved By The Bell's very own Screech -- Dustin Diamond.

But wait, Joey Buttafuoco is still set to fight, not against the wife beater, but rather a woman who used to be more commonly known as Chyna in the WWE circuit. That's right, the former adulterer is going to get a beating from Joanie Laurer.

Will wonders ever cease? Everyone talks about how terrible this show is and wonder in disgust how anyone could watch it, but hey, 12 million people can't be wrong...