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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
Believe it or not, I just read who the next participants in Fox TV's Celebrity Boxing fiasco are going to be. It's (are you sitting down?) Manute "I once killed a lion with a spear" Bol vs. William "I never met an all you can eat buffet I didn't like" the Refrigerator Perry.
The only analogy I can think of is a giraffe vs. a hippo. Bol may have the reach advantage, but Perry must outweigh him by at least two tons (English measure, not metric).
BTW - I heard they were going to sign up MTD Sr., but they thought he would take so long analyzing the referee's pre-fight instructions that they would run out of time. 
MTD Sr. - please note the winky face.
Who's next? How about Joey Crawford vs. Rasheed Wallace?
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Who's next? Joey Buttafuco was supposed fight John
Bobbit, but Bobbit pulled out (ahem) because he got
arrested for beating his wife (no, I'm not making this up).
Anyway, Chyna, or China, or whatever-the-hell she calls
herself is taking Bobbit's place. I guess they have a
contract with the American Plastic Surgeons Association.