Weight a whoa!

[Mark Padgett]

I don't mean the shape of your body, I mean the shape your body's in.

I haven't had a game in over a month, but spring league starts this Saturday, and I have seven games this weekend.

I know I'll be huffin' and puffin'.

Anyone know a good massage therapist around here? Juulie - any help???

And - as to "looking" like an athlete - ask Craig Stadler.

Of course we all know golfers aren't really athletes.

Actually, I said that once as a joke in front of Peter Jacobsen. He was watching a game I was doing here in Portland and before the game, I was joking with my partner and was able to work that into the conversation. Fortunately, Peter has a great sense of humor and he knew I was kidding. If not, he might have hit me with a five iron.