Rule change time again

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Ok, I can live with the correction.

(I probably could've left out the serious topic in that list, right?)

As a rule I never talk about any of these things in mixed company because you never know who you'll offend (and gawd knows I would never want to offend anyone... except maybe that annoying irritant troll Bhuk Elics)

1. Religion
2. Politics
3. The relative level of athleticism and competition men's basketball to woman's

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

As a rule I never talk about any of these things in mixed company because you never know who you'll offend (and gawd knows I would never want to offend anyone... except maybe that annoying irritant troll Bhuk Elics)

1. Religion
2. Politics
3. The relative level of athleticism and competition men's basketball to woman's

4. Palming?

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

4. Palming?

Yeah that too, until recently.

[fullor30]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

4. Palming?

I gave that up for Lent.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by fullor30

I gave that up for Lent.

Dumb blond asks boyfriend to have sex. He tells her he can't because it's Lent. She asks, "to who and for how long?"

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Dumb blond asks boyfriend to have sex. He tells her he can't because it's Lent. She asks, "to who and for how long?"

Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."

The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."

The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."

"Very good!" said St. Peter.

The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."