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Old Mon Feb 11, 2008, 02:58pm
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Exclamation YIKES - tourney coming up this weekend

Just found out the extent of the President's Day MS Tournament coming up this weekend here in Portland. 180 games in 3 days at 5 multi-court venues! Better tune up the ice maker in my freezer for my legs.

I really don't want more than 3 games per day since I also have local rec league games the same days. Fortunately, one of the venues is my local HS. Maybe I won't have to drive too far. I sent an email to the assignors. Hope they have a heart.
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Old Mon Feb 11, 2008, 03:20pm
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180 games in 3 days at 5 multi-court venues!
If you were good, you would do these without complaining like some old guy.

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Old Mon Feb 11, 2008, 03:22pm
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If you were good, you would do these without complaining like some old guy.

What good is being an old guy if you can't complain??

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Old Mon Feb 11, 2008, 03:31pm
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What good is being an old guy if you can't complain??

When (and if) I ever get old, I'll let you know.
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Old Mon Feb 11, 2008, 03:35pm
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When (and if) I ever get old, I'll let you know.
Well Mark, I tried to defend you but he's just hell-bent on kicking you old f@ckers (that's pronounced fa t Kers) around today.
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Old Mon Feb 11, 2008, 03:43pm
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What good is being an old guy if you can't complain??

It's a God-given right for old guys. It's even written somewhere in the Constitution iirc. It says sumthin' like "Any old guy shall have the right to be a cranky sumb!tch."
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Old Mon Feb 11, 2008, 03:46pm
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It's a God-given right for old guys. It's even written somewhere in the Constitution iirc. It says sumthin' like "Any old guy shall have the right to be a cranky sumb!tch."
What does that Constitution say about old gals?

Bad M&M Guy! Bad, bad M&M Guy!
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Old Mon Feb 11, 2008, 03:54pm
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What does that Constitution say about old gals?

Bad M&M Guy! Bad, bad M&M Guy!
I wouldn't go there...if you want to keep your kneecaps..

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Old Tue Feb 12, 2008, 07:44am
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It's a God-given right for old guys. It's even written somewhere in the Constitution iirc. It says sumthin' like "Any old guy shall have the right to be a cranky sumb!tch."
I am now 64, will be 65 in May. I have thought that is my God-given right since I turned 21.
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Old Tue Feb 12, 2008, 02:34pm
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It's a God-given right for old guys. It's even written somewhere in the Constitution iirc. It says sumthin' like "Any old guy shall have the right to be a cranky sumb!tch."
You recall when they wrote the Constitution?
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Old Tue Feb 12, 2008, 05:15pm
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Just got an email from that assignor. He picked up another tournament during the same time frame due to a problem that tourney was having with the guy they were using, so now he has to assign about 350 games, not 180!

Anyone know where I can get morphine over the counter?
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Old Wed Feb 13, 2008, 09:59pm
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Just got an email from that assignor. He picked up another tournament during the same time frame due to a problem that tourney was having with the guy they were using, so now he has to assign about 350 games, not 180!

Anyone know where I can get morphine over the counter?
Sure - it's easy.

Go to your doctor, have him write you a prescription, then bring said prescription to a local pharmacy. The pharmacist will usually hand the MSO4 over a counter right into your hands.
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Well Mark, I tried to defend you but he's just hell-bent on kicking you old f@ckers (that's pronounced fa t Kers) around today.
Thanks.
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Old Wed Feb 13, 2008, 10:34pm
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Just got an email from that assignor. He picked up another tournament during the same time frame due to a problem that tourney was having with the guy they were using, so now he has to assign about 350 games, not 180!

Anyone know where I can get morphine over the counter?
Hey, if he can assign a game a minute he'll be done in no time. Or at least under 6 hours.
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