YIKES - tourney coming up this weekend
 

Just found out the extent of the President's Day MS Tournament coming up this weekend here in Portland. 180 games in 3 days at 5 multi-court venues! Better tune up the ice maker in my freezer for my legs. :p

I really don't want more than 3 games per day since I also have local rec league games the same days. Fortunately, one of the venues is my local HS. Maybe I won't have to drive too far. I sent an email to the assignors. Hope they have a heart.

If you were good, you would do these without complaining like some old guy.

:D

What good is being an old guy if you can't complain??

:confused:

When (and if) I ever get old, I'll let you know. :p

Well Mark, I tried to defend you but he's just hell-bent on kicking you old f@ckers (that's pronounced fa t Kers) around today.

It's a God-given right for old guys. It's even written somewhere in the Constitution iirc. It says sumthin' like <i>"Any old guy shall have the right to be a cranky sumb!tch."</i>

What does that Constitution say about old gals?

<font size=1>Bad M&M Guy! Bad, bad M&M Guy!</font size>

I wouldn't go there...if you want to keep your kneecaps..

http://clinton-legacy.org/humor/hill...a_sopranos.jpg

I am now 64, will be 65 in May. I have thought that is my God-given right since I turned 21. :p

You recall when they wrote the Constitution?:D

New bumper sticker:

"Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President."

Just got an email from that assignor. He picked up another tournament during the same time frame due to a problem that tourney was having with the guy they were using, so now he has to assign about 350 games, not 180!

Anyone know where I can get morphine over the counter? :p

Sure - it's easy.

Go to your doctor, have him write you a prescription, then bring said prescription to a local pharmacy. The pharmacist will usually hand the MSO4 over a counter right into your hands.

Thanks.;)

Hey, if he can assign a game a minute he'll be done in no time. Or at least under 6 hours.