Stupid Things Stupid Fans Say

[Mark Padgett]

Here's a real time saver for all of these -

Coach sees the play very differently than the official.

Coach believes you’re missing persistent illegal acts by the other team.

Coach is questioning a partner’s call.

Coach is very animated and gesturing.

Coach is raising their voice asking the question.

Coach is commenting on something every time down the floor.

Coach has a good point and might be right.

Coach is venting, make editorial comments.

Coach just won’t let it go.

"YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!"

Of course, "Coach has a good point and might be right" never happens so don't worry about it.