Stupid Things Stupid Fans Say

[Chess Ref]

Originally Posted by kblehman

I've seen these come up from time to time in other threads, and if this is a repeat I apologize, but it's too good of a topic to not take advantage of.

We've all heard the infamous "three seconds!" from the stands while both teams are battling for a rebound in the key. But let's go beyond the obvious dunderheadedness...

What are some of the stupidest things you've heard fans say during a game?

Frosh game. Maybe 5 parents there due to a real early start. Big ole good ole boy in first row calling for 3 seconds whenever the other team had the ball.

We have an OOB throw-in. Kid sets up in the key. Billy-Bob just goes off as my partner is visibly counting. Partner gets to four. Bob goes nuts. "You all are even counting this time." Everybody justs cracks up.

Partner has a 5 second call. Bob still yelling. HC sends AC over to Bob they talk. No more screaming about 3 seconds.

Bob moved on to "that's a moving screen" sigh