Never had this one before

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by rgncjn

When we came out at halftime, my partner gave the broadcaster our real names.

Whenever a fan or anyone else asks for my name, I give him my pseudonym, "Skippy Weaselpants".

I once worked with a guy named John Smith. A P.A. announcer asked him his name. He told him. The announcer replied, "What is that - your motel name?"