Never had this one before

Mark Padgett · #1 (**permalink**) Tue Jan 29, 2008, 05:34pm

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Originally Posted by rgncjn

When we came out at halftime, my partner gave the broadcaster our real names.

Whenever a fan or anyone else asks for my name, I give him my pseudonym, "Skippy Weaselpants".

I once worked with a guy named John Smith. A P.A. announcer asked him his name. He told him. The announcer replied, "What is that - your motel name?"

26 Year Gap · #2 (**permalink**) Tue Jan 29, 2008, 08:24pm

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Whenever a fan or anyone else asks for my name, I give him my pseudonym, "Skippy Weaselpants".

And now playing...

LSams · #3 (**permalink**) Tue Jan 29, 2008, 10:16pm

When reminding players to tuck their shirts in -- I'll tell them they've "got to look good for the ladies"

budjones05 · #4 (**permalink**) Wed Jan 30, 2008, 10:28am

Last week, I had a middle school girls game. 3rd quarter, my partner called a foul on 42 black. We line up to shoot the free throw and the buzzer sounds. I go over there and the blacks book shows that 42 has 5 fouls and the coach as already sent in a sub. The head book only shows 42 only having 2 fouls. After we worked it out, 42 is still back in the game, but is a little angry at us. During the 1st shot, I told 42 that we were sorry. Still, she is mad at me. Before the 2nd shot, I told everyone "hey sometimes officials make mistakes too!" The free thrower cracks up laughing alone with everyone on the lane.

Mark Padgett · #5 (**permalink**) Wed Jan 30, 2008, 12:43pm

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Originally Posted by LSams

When reminding players to tuck their shirts in -- I'll tell them they've "got to look good for the ladies"

Before the game, I always ask the boys if they've removed any nipple rings. I got a shock last year when a 7th grader asked me if I was serious. I said I was. He went over and told his coach he had to go to the locker room for a few minutes!