Never had this one before

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by LSams

When reminding players to tuck their shirts in -- I'll tell them they've "got to look good for the ladies"

Before the game, I always ask the boys if they've removed any nipple rings. I got a shock last year when a 7th grader asked me if I was serious. I said I was. He went over and told his coach he had to go to the locker room for a few minutes!

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by LSams

When reminding players to tuck their shirts in -- I'll tell them they've "got to look good for the ladies"

That might work in 50% of the games that I do.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by LSams

When reminding players to tuck their shirts in -- I'll tell them they've "got to look good for the ladies"

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

That might work in 50% of the games that I do.

Plus all WNBA games.

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Plus all WNBA games.

Not that there's anything wrong with that?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by JugglingReferee

Not that there's anything wrong with that?

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Plus all WNBA games.

People watch those?

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

The original reference is to an old Marx Brothers movie - way before Carson.

The Three Stooges, Johnny Carson, Groucho Marx, and Daffy Duck all used this law firm.

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[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

The Three Stooges, Johnny Carson, Groucho Marx, and Daffy Duck all used this law firm.

http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m2/2363433297

http://re3.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3845406004

http://re3.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2512873278

http://re3.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/2802084597

3 Stooges is where I first heard of the firm. It is a well established firm. And their reputation is well-founded.

[eyezen]

VARSITY boys, getting ready to start OT. A1 comes up and asks "who's ball is it?"

Trying to hold back my laughter, "Well, we toss it up again."

No sooner B1 comes up and guess what, "who's ball is it?"

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by eyezen

VARSITY boys, getting ready to start OT. A1 comes up and asks "who's ball is it?"

Trying to hold back my laughter, "Well, we toss it up again."

No sooner B1 comes up and guess what, "who's ball is it?"

It's SOP for me when a kid asks this question to look down at the ball and say, "Some kid named Wilson" (or Rawlings, or Baden, or Nike, etc.). Boys almost always get the joke, girls almost never do. Don't know why, though.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

It's SOP for me when a kid asks this question to look down at the ball and say, "Some kid named Wilson" (or Rawlings, or Baden, or Nike, etc.)

Good one !!