How long before your first T to a coach?

[FishinRef]

Originally Posted by archer

2:15 seconds in to the first quarter of my very first varsity game. Counting T's is like a tin horn gunfighter cutting notches in his gun. I dont keep up with them, but I hand them out like candy on Halloween! 90% of HS coaches are idiots and do not know the rules. They are supposed to attend the state clinics to know the rule changes... But instead of going to learn the game, they send the waterboy or the janitor. So in turn, when one of these morons that tax payers are subsidising acts up. I wack him! And if one isnt good enough. I wack him again and send him to the time out corner!!!!! If they dont take the time to become educated to benefit the kids. Im not taking the time to listen to him rant about a moving screen!!!!!!!! Give me a break coach!!! Read the damn rule book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't sugar coat it archer, tell us how you feel. What would be your reply to the a$$_istant coach who asks "rule book, you mean they write this stuff down"?

[archer]

First of all I dont talk to ***. coaches! As far as Im concerned they are like the lil yip yip dogs that are nippin at your hills when you are taking a walk with the misses. At the end of last year I called a walk b/c a kid fell to the floor while in possession of the ball. I go by the coach and the idiot told me that I blew that call. On my trip back down the floor I ask, whys that coach? He smugly told me that the kid tranferred his pivot foot to his butt. I asked him if he was referring to the anal pivot? He promptly replied with a smug look. Thats exactly what Im talking about.......... IDIOT!

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by archer

As far as Im concerned they are like the lil yip yip dogs that are nippin at your hills when you are taking a walk with the misses.

You must be built funny. In my family, it's my wife that has the hills. Of course, sometimes I wish they were mountains.

I know those are meds around here somewhere.