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rainmaker Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:09pm

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
I thought you were coaching this year. ;)

Seriously, if you are thinking that way, I'm definitely staying east of the river this year! Besides my sister is really not hot at all...

JugglingReferee Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:12pm

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Originally Posted by rainmaker
Seriously, if you are thinking that way, I'm definitely staying east of the river this year! Besides my sister is really not hot at all...

Nothing like some confidence in oneself. :o

Mark Padgett Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:23pm

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Originally Posted by rainmaker
Besides my sister is really not hot at all...

I don't know about that - I typed "Juulie" into a search engine and got this picture. Are you sure this isn't your sister?

http://static.w3sh.com/wp-content/up...bSF-8467-o.jpg

Jurassic Referee Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:24pm

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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
h) Tell her not to forget the twinkies

If you have twinkies, whyinthehell would you need Coach A?:confused:

rainmaker Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:25pm

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
I don't know about that - I typed "Juulie" into a search engine and got this picture. Are you sure this isn't your sister?

http://static.w3sh.com/wp-content/up...bSF-8467-o.jpg

Well, that's an old picture. Time hasn't been kind to either one of us. Also, we quit dying our hair...

Mark Padgett Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:31pm

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Originally Posted by rainmaker
Well, that's an old picture. Time hasn't been kind to either one of us. Also, we quit dying our hair...

I know. I typed in "Juulie Downs" and I got this:

http://www.officiating.com/images/au...cs/ray_cox.jpg

When did you turn into Ray Cox?

BTW - are you going to work 3 Rivers League for Will Davis? A lot of the games are on the east side. He's having an orientation and scrimmage on Nov. 18 at Wilsonville HS. Games start Nov. 30 with a weekend tournament.

rainmaker Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:36pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
BTW - are you going to work 3 Rivers League for Will Davis? A lot of the games are on the east side. He's having an orientation and scrimmage on Nov. 18 at Wilsonville HS. Games start Nov. 30 with a weekend tournament.

Too far south. Nah, just TBA and some for Howard. Taking a breather this year, and not doing a lot. Got some "issues" to deal with.

just another ref Wed Nov 07, 2007 02:14pm

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!


This is clearly a trick question. After a few years in this job, one makes it a point to have one's mind numb before ever going to a game.

26 Year Gap Wed Nov 07, 2007 09:39pm

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Originally Posted by just another ref
This is clearly a trick question. After a few years in this job, one makes it a point to have one's mind numb before ever going to a game.

There is always that one phrase you have to watch out for on those tests.

Junker Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:49am

What about tossing the opposing coaches, calling the game a forfeit and getting after it in a closet immediately? I'm kind of an instant gratification person. :D

Welpe Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:22am

In Kansas there's some rule about the coach kneeling and the box but I don't want to start stringing thoughts together and get banned from the forum. :)

Zoochy Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:30am

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority

d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

Was this a question on the IAABO refresher test? If so, then what was their answer?
:D


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