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Mark Padgett Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:46am
You mak'a da call
 
Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

Ch1town Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:52am
(f) none of the above

"I'm gonna need a sample up front coach, why do you think we're here 1 hour prior to tip-off"

Jurassic Referee Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:53am
I would ask myself WWJD(what would Juulie do).

Yes, M&M, straight to Hell.......

chartrusepengui Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:53am
Quote:
Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
In order: A, D, when finished B, C, E

I think I got it right!:D

rainmaker Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:54am
Mark, I'm e-mailing Bruce right now. I'd rather work with ABC than you, if you think any of the TBA coaches are hot babes!

TimTaylor Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:56am
We've really got to get Mark back on his meds.......:D

rainmaker Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:56am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
I would ask myself WWJD(what would Juulie do).

Yes, M&M, straight to Hell.......

ROFLMAO!!!

psujaye Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:57am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

f) Tell her I require payment in advance.

rockyroad Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:24pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

f)Remind myself that my wife has a really bad temper and a really long memory
g)Remind myself that if I choose A I will spend eternity in hell - alongside JR and M&M (and I'm not sure which is the worst part of that. The whole "lake of fire" thing or the "alongside" of those two part)

Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:27pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

Why would I want to wake up from such a lovely dream.

MTD, Sr.

jer166 Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:44pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
Where is this school?:o

JugglingReferee Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:01pm
I'll work the game and not take a game fee. :p

Dan_ref Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:03pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by rockyroad
f)Remind myself that my wife has a really bad temper and a really long memory
g)Remind myself that if I choose A I will spend eternity in hell - alongside JR and M&M (and I'm not sure which is the worst part of that. The whole "lake of fire" thing or the "alongside" of those two part)
h) Tell her not to forget the twinkies

Mark Padgett Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:06pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by rainmaker
Mark, I'm e-mailing Bruce right now. I'd rather work with ABC than you, if you think any of the TBA coaches are hot babes!
I thought you were coaching this year. ;)

truerookie Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:08pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
(B). I don't want to entertain the thought of putting myself in a compromising POSITION:D.

rainmaker Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:09pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
I thought you were coaching this year. ;)
Seriously, if you are thinking that way, I'm definitely staying east of the river this year! Besides my sister is really not hot at all...

JugglingReferee Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:12pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by rainmaker
Seriously, if you are thinking that way, I'm definitely staying east of the river this year! Besides my sister is really not hot at all...
Nothing like some confidence in oneself. :o

Mark Padgett Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:23pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by rainmaker
Besides my sister is really not hot at all...
I don't know about that - I typed "Juulie" into a search engine and got this picture. Are you sure this isn't your sister?

http://static.w3sh.com/wp-content/up...bSF-8467-o.jpg

Jurassic Referee Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:24pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan_ref
h) Tell her not to forget the twinkies
If you have twinkies, whyinthehell would you need Coach A?:confused:

rainmaker Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:25pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
I don't know about that - I typed "Juulie" into a search engine and got this picture. Are you sure this isn't your sister?

http://static.w3sh.com/wp-content/up...bSF-8467-o.jpg
Well, that's an old picture. Time hasn't been kind to either one of us. Also, we quit dying our hair...

Mark Padgett Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:31pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by rainmaker
Well, that's an old picture. Time hasn't been kind to either one of us. Also, we quit dying our hair...
I know. I typed in "Juulie Downs" and I got this:

http://www.officiating.com/images/au...cs/ray_cox.jpg

When did you turn into Ray Cox?

BTW - are you going to work 3 Rivers League for Will Davis? A lot of the games are on the east side. He's having an orientation and scrimmage on Nov. 18 at Wilsonville HS. Games start Nov. 30 with a weekend tournament.

rainmaker Wed Nov 07, 2007 01:36pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
BTW - are you going to work 3 Rivers League for Will Davis? A lot of the games are on the east side. He's having an orientation and scrimmage on Nov. 18 at Wilsonville HS. Games start Nov. 30 with a weekend tournament.
Too far south. Nah, just TBA and some for Howard. Taking a breather this year, and not doing a lot. Got some "issues" to deal with.

just another ref Wed Nov 07, 2007 02:14pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

This is clearly a trick question. After a few years in this job, one makes it a point to have one's mind numb before ever going to a game.

26 Year Gap Wed Nov 07, 2007 09:39pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by just another ref
This is clearly a trick question. After a few years in this job, one makes it a point to have one's mind numb before ever going to a game.
There is always that one phrase you have to watch out for on those tests.

Junker Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:49am
What about tossing the opposing coaches, calling the game a forfeit and getting after it in a closet immediately? I'm kind of an instant gratification person. :D

Welpe Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:22am
In Kansas there's some rule about the coach kneeling and the box but I don't want to start stringing thoughts together and get banned from the forum. :)

Zoochy Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:30am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority

d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
Was this a question on the IAABO refresher test? If so, then what was their answer?
:D


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