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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 03:15pm
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That's why I don't officiate volleyball; I was never a big fan of the game, so it would be hard for me to spend the time needed learning the game. (There's something different about naked beach volleyball though, right JR?...)
Well, unlike you, I'm really not that fond of watching the men's bracket.
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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 03:17pm
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Well, unlike you, I'm really not that fond of watching the men's bracket.
I hear he owns the unrated director's cut version of the nutty buddy film...
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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 03:19pm
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I hear he owns the unrated director's cut version of the nutty buddy film...
I'm just curious as to how they keep them attached.

Staples?
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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 03:23pm
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I'm just curious as to how they keep them attached.

Staples?
Duck tape

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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 04:49pm
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I'm just curious as to how they keep them attached.

Staples?
It goes between a pair of compression shorts and a jock strap.
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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 04:53pm
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It goes between a pair of compression shorts and a jock strap.
It's against the rules to wear compression shorts in nude volleyball.
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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 04:57pm
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It's against the rules to wear compression shorts in nude volleyball.
I've heard there's a move to make it required attire for the senior circuit.

Apparently Chuck is making a strong push to get the rule changed.
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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 03:27pm
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I hear he owns the unrated director's cut version of the nutty buddy film...
Real men don't need no nutty buddy. Yesiree, no matter how fast it comes in, ol' Wilbur'll knock it right back at 'em jes' as quick.

Just like a Louisville Slugger....32 1/2 ounces of the finest wood.

Another thread right down the ol' crapper, eh?
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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 03:28pm
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Real men don't need no nutty buddy. Yesiree, no matter how fast it comes in, ol' Wilbur'll knock it right back at 'em jes' as quick.

Just like a Louisville Slugger....32 1/2 ounces of the finest wood.

Another thread right down the ol' crapper, eh?
cough cough
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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 03:30pm
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I feel your empathy.

Will you feel mine?
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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 03:33pm
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I feel your empathy.

Will you feel mine?
where's my tweezers...

Hey!

They're geezer's tweezers!

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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 03:40pm
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where's my tweezers...

Hey!

They're geezer's tweezers!
Geezer's tweezers
can pick up freezers.

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Old Fri Oct 19, 2007, 04:48pm
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I think you have to turn your head to the side first.
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