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Thu Jan 17, 2002, 12:43am
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I gotta admit, I got off a good one tonight.
Coach: Hey, ref, you're missing a good game. Me: What, you've got a TV back there? Cracked him up! And of course, he left me alone the rest of the night. Felt great... 
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Thu Jan 17, 2002, 02:28am
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Juulie - nice variation. Take a cookie out of petty cash. However, as you well know, the Davism for this is as follows:
Howler Monkey: Hey ref, you're missing a good game. Ref: I know - but I was assigned to this one. Here is mine from earlier tonight. Team A had a player who towered above everyone else. He must have been at least 6'8". On one play, he reached his arms over the head of a defender to get a rebound. Howler Monkey: He's over his back. Me: He's six-eight - he's over everyone's back!
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Thu Jan 17, 2002, 09:49am
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Quote:
"Are you watching the same game I am?" In my head, I said, "I don't know, Coach. In the game I'm watching, you're up by 25 with 2 minutes left and your assistant is about to earn you a seat on the bench when I whack him. Is that the game you're watching?" In actuality, I said, "That's all I want to hear from your assistant, Coach". I was very disappointed in myself.  Chuck
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Thu Jan 17, 2002, 05:32pm
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After hearing the head coach yell "Traveling!" for the third or fourth time last night, my partner Kermit,(no, he's not a frog)had this converstaion.
Kermit: "Coach, if you're going to call traveling, you need to blow your whistle, raise your hand and stop the clock first." Coach: "But I don't have a whistle." Kermit: "Exactly." 
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