After hearing the head coach yell "Traveling!" for the third or fourth time last night, my partner Kermit,(no, he's not a frog)had this converstaion.
Kermit: "Coach, if you're going to call traveling, you need to blow your whistle, raise your hand and stop the clock first."
Coach: "But I don't have a whistle."
Kermit: "Exactly."