funny stuff

[rbruno]

Here is one of my favorites.
Had a girls U14 AAU game a few years ago. One team gets up about 35 points at the half and the other team was 0 for quite a while and only has 6 or 7 points.
We start the second half and have a foul about 30 seconds in. The "get a life" coach of the team thats up 35 calls time out. I go over to my partner and ask "what do you suppose he is talking about that he didn't already say during the other two (yes he called two other time outs in the first half) time outs or halftime.
The girls come back out after the time out to shoot the free throws and one of his girls stands next to me as the trail. I ask her, "hey number 14, what did coach say during the time out?" She replies, "Ah, Oh I don't really know, I wasn't really listening."
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, BOYS.