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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 03:15pm
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what do you call a prisoner in a maximum security facility?


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In FIBA, what do you call taking care of the prison? Gaol tending.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 03:31pm
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In FIBA, what do you call taking care of the prison? Gaol tending.
Extra points for that one, Bob, although you misspelled FEEBLE.

If one of the NBA's Nets changes his shirt at halftime, is he then wearing a New Jersey new jersey?
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 03:43pm
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Extra points for that one, Bob, although you misspelled FEEBLE.

If one of the NBA's Nets changes his shirt at halftime, is he then wearing a New Jersey new jersey?
No, he's wearing a new New Jersey jersey. And, if the player was Yo Yo Ma, who has the nickname Yo Mama, it would be Yo Yo "Yo Mama" Ma's new New Jersey jersey.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 03:49pm
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No, he's wearing a new New Jersey jersey. And, if the player was Yo Yo Ma, who has the nickname Yo Mama, it would be Yo Yo "Yo Mama" Ma's new New Jersey jersey.
Oh oh, my my. (Sorry, mick.)

Bob, I'm afraid it's official (so to speak) - you now need some of Padgett's meds. Badly.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 05:08pm
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Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Bob we won't stand for your pun-ishment anymore!
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Oh oh, my my. (Sorry, mick.)

Bob, I'm afraid it's official (so to speak) - you now need some of Padgett's meds. Badly.

Sorry - I never bring enough for the rest of the class.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 07:49pm
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Sorry - I never bring enough for the rest of the class.
Mary will sympathize with our concern -- I"ll talk to her about sharing.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 09:33pm
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Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
WORST ONE EVER! EVER!

(Consider it stolen.)

Edit: I lied. This is the worst evar:

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No, he's wearing a new New Jersey jersey. And, if the player was Yo Yo Ma, who has the nickname Yo Mama, it would be Yo Yo "Yo Mama" Ma's new New Jersey jersey.
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Old Wed May 30, 2007, 08:34am
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The old official finally retired from the profession. He said he just couldn't whistle while he worked anymore....
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Old Wed May 30, 2007, 08:45am
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Old Wed May 30, 2007, 08:58am
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The officials had to stop the game to wipe off the floor. Apparently, a player had lost his dribble.
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Old Wed May 30, 2007, 09:04am
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Old Wed May 30, 2007, 01:15pm
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Mary will sympathize with our concern -- I"ll talk to her about sharing.
Juulie - she spells it "Merri". She's very touchy about that. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean she likes to be touched.
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Old Wed May 30, 2007, 01:19pm
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Juulie - she spells it "Merri". She's very touchy about that. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean she likes to be touched.
At least, that's what she tells you, eh?

I knew that, and just forgot. Tell her I'm sorry.
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Old Wed May 30, 2007, 02:56pm
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At least, that's what she tells you, eh?

I knew that, and just forgot. Tell her I'm sorry.
Yeah - isn't it strange how some women spell their names in an unconventional way?
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