Off topic: Pun For The Road

[Mark Padgett]

I once officiated a game on an outdoor court. It had a tree-point line.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

I once officiated a game on an outdoor court. It had a tree-point line.

Maybe you just need to act like a tree, and leaf.

Or put an egg in your shoe, and beat it.

Perhaps you should act like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.

(Dang it! It's like quicksand - it just sucks you in...)

[Scrapper1]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Maybe you just need to act like a tree, and leaf.

Or as Young Biff says in Back To The Future, Part 2, "Why don't you make like a tree, [dramatic pause] and get outta here."

At which point, Old Biff smacks Young Biff on the head and says, "Leave! It's make like a tree and leave, you idiot!"

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Scrapper1

Or as Young Biff says in Back To The Future, Part 2, "Why don't you make like a tree, [dramatic pause] and get outta here."

At which point, Old Biff smacks Young Biff on the head and says, "Leave! It's make like a tree and leave, you idiot!"

I thought that was one of the better lines in the movie.

My kids didn't get it, though.

...sigh...I guess I didn't raise them right.

[bob jenkins]

Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[Welpe]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Bob we won't stand for your pun-ishment anymore!

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

WORST ONE EVER! EVER!

(Consider it stolen.)

Edit: I lied. This is the worst evar:

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

No, he's wearing a new New Jersey jersey. And, if the player was Yo Yo Ma, who has the nickname Yo Mama, it would be Yo Yo "Yo Mama" Ma's new New Jersey jersey.

[CoachP]

The old official finally retired from the profession. He said he just couldn't whistle while he worked anymore....

[CoachP]

Clock operators never die...they just get Oldtimers.

[mdray]

what do you call a prisoner in a maximum security facility?


closely guarded

[bob jenkins]

Originally Posted by mdray

what do you call a prisoner in a maximum security facility?


closely guarded

In FIBA, what do you call taking care of the prison? Gaol tending.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

In FIBA, what do you call taking care of the prison? Gaol tending.

Extra points for that one, Bob, although you misspelled FEEBLE.

If one of the NBA's Nets changes his shirt at halftime, is he then wearing a New Jersey new jersey?

[bob jenkins]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Extra points for that one, Bob, although you misspelled FEEBLE.

If one of the NBA's Nets changes his shirt at halftime, is he then wearing a New Jersey new jersey?

No, he's wearing a new New Jersey jersey. And, if the player was Yo Yo Ma, who has the nickname Yo Mama, it would be Yo Yo "Yo Mama" Ma's new New Jersey jersey.