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Old Thu May 03, 2007, 02:13pm
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ISSCDF (International Synchronized Swimming and Chicken Dancing Federaton) rules require swimmers to retire their speedos at age 40.
Well, they'll have to send 400 ballet dancers(the ISSCDF contracts out that kind of work) to try and rip it off my ever-fighting, never-quitting body......

"Don't give up the ship"

"We have just begun to fight"

- and all the other stirring rallying calls for Truth, Freedom, the American Way and the right to wear a Speedo to the PigglyWiggly(see ya in the Produce aisle, hon).....
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Old Thu May 03, 2007, 02:19pm
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Not that there's anything wrong with...

Wait a minute.

There sureashell is something wrong with that!
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Old Thu May 03, 2007, 02:38pm
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Well, they'll have to send 400 ballet dancers(the ISSCDF contracts out that kind of work) to try and rip it off my ever-fighting, never-quitting body......

"Don't give up the ship"

"We have just begun to fight"

- and all the other stirring rallying calls for Truth, Freedom, the American Way and the right to wear a Speedo to the PigglyWiggly(see ya in the Produce aisle, hon).....
Paging Mark Padgett.

Please share a fistful of your happy pills with Mr. Speedo.

Thank you, that is all.
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Old Thu May 03, 2007, 02:56pm
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Knock it off you knuckleheads...get this thread back on topic before more people start picturing JR in speedos and start losing their lunches too...the combined weight of the vomit could cause the earth to tilt farther on it's axis, thus changing the relaion to the sun and ushering in another Ice Age...all because of one man and a swimming suit...gack!

anyway...back to the original topic please...
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Old Thu May 03, 2007, 02:58pm
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Knock it off you knuckleheads...get this thread back on topic before more people start picturing JR in speedos and start losing their lunches too...the combined weight of the vomit could cause the earth to tilt farther on it's axis, thus changing the relaion to the sun and ushering in another Ice Age...all because of one man and a swimming suit...gack!

anyway...back to the original topic please...
You ask us for random posts, then when you get them you complain?!

geeze...maybe your speedo's on a little too tight today?
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Old Thu May 03, 2007, 03:01pm
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could cause the earth to tilt farther on it's axis, thus changing the relaion to the sun and ushering in another Ice Age...all because of one man and a swimming suit...gack!
So you're saying Jurassic in a bathing suit is the cure for global warming? Somebody call Al Gore!!
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Old Thu May 03, 2007, 03:07pm
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So you're saying Jurassic in a bathing suit is the cure for global warming? Somebody call Al Gore!!
No, I think he's saying forget global warming, JR's speedos are the cause of global cooling.

Al Gore will be pissed when he finds out Rocky's moving in on his business.
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Old Thu May 03, 2007, 03:08pm
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So you're saying Jurassic in a bathing suit is the cure for global warming? Somebody call Al Gore!!
Lucky I've scheduled a self-bikini wax for tonight.....

Tipper should take the hint.........talk about a bush in politics.....
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Old Thu May 03, 2007, 03:12pm
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Knock it off you knuckleheads...get this thread back on topic

anyway...back to the original topic please...
Sorry, Deej, but you just discovered the ugly truth. Synchronized swimming is waaaaaaay more popular than NBA basketball. Deal with it!

PS-Don't tell David Stern. That man will be shattered.

Shattered, I tell ya.
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Old Thu May 03, 2007, 03:34pm
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Sorry, Deej, but you just discovered the ugly truth. Synchronized swimming is waaaaaaay more popular than NBA basketball. Deal with it!

PS-Don't tell David Stern. That man will be shattered.

Shattered, I tell ya.
LOL...you guys are weird...speaking of Stern, did anyone see his interview during the Golden State/Dallas game?? Slammed on Bill Walton...
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Old Thu May 03, 2007, 04:37pm
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So you're saying Jurassic in a bathing suit is the cure for global warming? Somebody call Al Gore!!
Don't bother Al Gore! He's busy inventing this funky new contraption he's calling a wheel!!
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Old Fri May 04, 2007, 05:03am
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How about them Mavericks?

That oughta get 'er going..........
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Old Fri May 04, 2007, 05:31am
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How about them Mavericks?

That oughta get 'er going..........
What happened to the Mavs? Are they out? If so, it makes it easier for Nash to win a championship! Phx just needs to get by GS.
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Old Fri May 04, 2007, 06:50am
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What happened to the Mavs? Are they out? If so, it makes it easier for Nash to win a championship! Phx just needs to get by GS.
I think the votes were already in before last night.
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Old Fri May 04, 2007, 06:55am
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Here's some ideas:

Another interesting tidbit I heard - the Lakers have not won a post-season series since Shaq left. Hmm...I thought I heard Kobe was the better player?...
Now this statement proves that you really don't watch the NBA. Kobe has never had anything close to D Wade or Alonzo Mourning as a supporting cast. The Florida Gators could probably beat the Lakers without Kobe.

Really random - while I watch Sportscenter.

I didn't know Tony Gwynn's son was in the majors.
Pete Sampras looks older, but he could probably still compete.
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