maybe not by the book

[Old School]

Originally Posted by SmokeEater

Hypothetically speaking.

Player - "Mr Official, Sir."

Me - "Yes, ..."

Player - "May I make a request?"

Me - "Certainly"

Player - "I respectfully request you take your Head outta Your Azz and call a better game."

Me: Maybe if you played a better game I might call a better game. Beep! Technical foul. Anything else you want to get off your chest?

Player: I felt you missed that call!

Me: I thought the defender played good defense on that one. We don't penalize good defense.

Player: Well call it on both ends!

Me: Will do!