Warning!! Danger!! Annual Off-topic Baseball Thread '07!! Beware!!

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Yep.

Slower is better, right?

Better than what? Faster?

Try not to take this too hard, but a slow-pitch softball pitcher is really not what is usually regarded as being the epitome and apex of athletic achievement. It actually requires about the the same athletic skill as...say...having a dump.

Now, second base however.....with people standing on you, sliding into you, kicking you, etc..... that might be more fitting to your actual skill level(and experience).