Backcourt or not

[Nevadaref]

Originally Posted by ATLBrvs326
He throws it to A2 who is at the 3 point ark still in team A's frontcourt.

Originally Posted by Mark Dexter

Must be a big gym!

Yeah, Noah's was said to be a full 40 cubits! Bill Cosby once said, "What's a cubit?"

Quote:

The ball goes right threw A2's hands

Originally Posted by Mark Dexter

Try again . . .

In case you don't understand these jokes, he's just picking on your spelling.

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by Nevadaref

Yeah, Noah's was said to be a full 40 cubits! Bill Cosby once said, "What's a cubit?"

Cos did say that, but the full line was: "Riiiiiiight. What's a cubit?"

And, as you might know, a cubit is the distance from a man's elbow to his thumb extended (the forearm - a handy measuring tool, so to speak). 40 cubits would be approximately 60 feet.

Now, Babylonian flood myths... oh yeah, basketball... nevermind.

[Scrapper1]

Originally Posted by mbyron

Cos did say that, but the full line was: "Riiiiiiight. What's a cubit?"

And then God mumbles to Herself, "Let's see, a cubit. I used to know what a cubit was. . ."

And, as you might know, a cubit is the distance from a man's elbow to his thumb extended.

I thought it was elbow to tip of middle finger. No?

[bigdogrunnin]

So, how long is a Basketball Court in cubits? So would the distance to the 3-point "arc" be the same as the size of the "ark"? Just curious.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Scrapper1

And then God mumbles to Herself, "Let's see, a cubit. I used to know what a cubit was. . ."

Wouldn't that make Her a Goddess then?

You're really afraid of the Wrath of the Rainmaker, aren't you?

[Scrapper1]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Wouldn't that make Her a Goddess then?

No.

You're really afraid of the Wrath of the Rainmaker, aren't you?

Nah. But since God is spirit, God is neither male nor female. I simply like to use the feminine pronoun to buck the nearly universal intuition that since we call God "He", God must be male. Your first question is exactly why I call God "she".

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Scrapper1

But since God is spirit, God is neither male nor female.

Then why don't you call God "It"?

Btw, did you know that God is a Yankees fan too?

It's true, it's true.....


-edited for accuracy.

[Mark Dexter]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Then why don't you call God "It"?

Btw, did you know that God was a Yankees fan too?

It's true, it's true.....

Note the past tense.

[Scrapper1]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Then why don't you call God "It"?

Because I don't want sit in your handbasket in the afterlife.