You know, I have a wonderful Golden Retriever that I tried to make into a peasant hunting dog...dumb dog kept flushing the trailer-trash instead of the peasants, so now she's just a big house dog. Oh wel...

Dan has a Golden Retriever also, but Dan's dog is probably one of the smartest dogs around. He can do things like calculus, the macarena, etc.

Guess what Dan's dog's name is?

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Ok, I give up. What's Dan's dog's name?

<b>"Woody"</b>

It's true, it's <b>really</b> true.....:D

Woddy. <b> </b>

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I thought Dan named him that because he liked female dogs, not because he was smart.

(I'm workin' on getting two threads locked in one day...that would be some kind of record, right?)

Named him that 'cause when we took him home he growled at me and pee'ed on the back seat.

What else would I name him?

Now that you mention it, it makes perfect sense. I bet the dog was naked in the back seat?...

Ok, maybe we should get back to the POI of this thread.

Good idea.

Chuck, you can find peasant rates and futures on the Chicago Merc exchange. Good luck, it's a tough place to invest unless you know what you're doing.

Actually, pheasant futures rolls off the tongue nicer, but do you know how you can make a small fortune in peasant futures?

Start with a large fortune.

We need to stop this or they won't be pleasant peasants.

(God...I need a weekend real bad.)

Phooey on the pleasant peasants and the pheasants they rode in on.

Elitist prick.

Yeah, that would do it. Thanks.

Sounds more like Dr. Suess.