Newbie questions

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

How 'bout Brother Bob?

The old cave-men knew best
Grab girlies by the hair
And though they may protest
Drag them into your lair
So young men seeking mates
Take my tip, if rejected
A modern maid just hates
To be respected.

It's true, it's true.....

There was an old hermit named Dave...

(btw, good find: Robert Service)

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

There was an old hermit named Dave...

(btw, good find: Robert Service)

Ol' Bob musta know the Chuckster too....

Being a shorty, as you see
A bare five footer
The why my wife is true to me
Is my six shooter
For every time a guy goes by
Who looks like a lover
I polish it to catch his eye
And spin it over

He notes it's notches as I say
Believe me, brother
If Junie ever goes astray
There'll be another
A husband has to have a gun
And guts to pull it
Few fellows think a bit of fun
Is worth a bullet.

For June would sit on any knee
If it wore pants
Yet she is faithful unto me
As gossip grants
And though I know some six foot guy
Would better suit her
Her virtue triumphs, thanks to my
Six shooter.

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Ol' Bob musta know the Chuckster too....

Being a shorty, as you see
A bare five footer
The why my wife is true to me
Is my six shooter
For every time a guy goes by
Who looks like a lover
I polish it to catch his eye
And spin it over

He notes it's notches as I say
Believe me, brother
If Junie ever goes astray
There'll be another
A husband has to have a gun
And guts to pull it
Few fellows think a bit of fun
Is worth a bullet.

For June would sit on any knee
If it wore pants
Yet she is faithful unto me
As gossip grants
And though I know some six foot guy
Would better suit her
Her virtue triumphs, thanks to my
Six shooter.

Maybe...seems to me he knew his beloved Junie well too.