WARNING!! Annual Off-Topic Baseball Thread. Esteemed Members BEWARE!!

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

1) Hmm...so if Detroit would would win game 5, the series would be tied 2-2?

2) I heard an interesting discussion on ESPN radio this morning about the fact that the game 3 TV ratings were the lowest ratings ever for a W.S. game.

3) It got beat by Dancing With the Stars, for pete's sake!

1) You got 'er, Einstein.

2) They musta beat out Game 1 then. I thought that I read someplace that Game 1 was the lowest rated WS game ever.

3) Hey, that's a great show. I watched it once for...oh...about 4 minutes. Didn't you catch Gerry Springer dancing? I was waiting for a couple of 350-lb. KKK transvestites to come out of the audience to take a shot at him. Btw, did you see the blonde that ol' Gerry is dancing with? What are the odds that he's boinking her too?

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

1) You got 'er, Einstein.

2) They musta beat out Game 1 then. I thought that I read someplace that Game 1 was the lowest rated WS game ever.

3) Hey, that's a great show. I watched it once for...oh...about 4 minutes. Didn't you catch Gerry Springer dancing? I was waiting for a couple of 350-lb. KKK transvestites to come out of the audience to take a shot at him. Btw, did you see the blonde that ol' Gerry is dancing with? What are the odds that he's boinking her too?

1)Thanks. I feel (slightly) less confused now.
2)You might be right; game 3 might've been the lowest game 3 ratings ever, rather than the lowest WS ratings ever. Either way, it's sad.
3)Don't tell anyone I told you this, but Jerry got voted off last night. The only reason I know is because my wife watches the show. In fact, it was because of that show and Grey's Anatomy we had to buy one of those DVR-thingies, so she didn't miss anything.
But Kym Johnson would make a pretty decent dance partner:

Btw, am I the only one that feels the bicep bands on the lady on the right don't look too bad?

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

is it possible there were no mirrors at all between Jerry's dressing room and the stage??

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

is it possible there were no mirrors at all between Jerry's dressing room and the stage??

And who's looking at Jerry?

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

And who's looking at Jerry?

Well, you're certainly frisky today...hurt your wrist?

[rainmaker]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Well, you're certainly frisky today...hurt your wrist?

It's probably just his feeble attempt to be perky and sassy. Lame, if you ask me...

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by rainmaker

It's probably just his feeble attempt to be perky and sassy. Lame, if you ask me...

Next thing he'll be pithing all over the place...

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by rainmaker

It's probably just his feeble attempt to be perky and sassy.

Ah yes.....Perky, Sassy and Pithy....the new Charlie's Angels.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Well, you're certainly frisky today...hurt your wrist?

Yea, I'm back to typing with one hand again, so I can keep the other one warm. But, I've always been confused, do I use heat or ice on wrist injuries?

[rainmaker]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Btw, am I the only one that feels the bicep bands on the lady on the right don't look too bad?

Hey, we're not supposed to be fashion police, remember?

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by rainmaker

Hey, we're not supposed to be fashion police, remember?

Dan's right though, if we were the fashion police we would've thrown out Jerry's azz long before he made it to the stage.

Geez, I'm really talking about DWTS?

[rainmaker]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Geez, I'm really talking about DWTS?

And on the off-topic baseball thread, too. Oh, Jim, how could you?!?

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by rainmaker

And on the off-topic baseball thread, too. Oh, Jim, how could you?!?

Trust me, I'm suitably embarrased.