WARNING!! Annual Off-Topic Baseball Thread. Esteemed Members BEWARE!!

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Geeze.

Someone oughta open the door so he can go out & take a dump...

Too late.

You got any carpet cleaner?

[mick]

East
TEAM	W	L	PCT	GB	HOME	ROAD	L-10	STREAK
y-N.Y. Yankees	96	63	.604	-	49-29	47-34	6-4	L-1

3 games home Blue Jays 85-74

Central
TEAM	W	L	PCT	GB	HOME	ROAD	L-10	STREAK
x-Detroit	95	64	.597	-	46-32	49-32	6-4	L-2

3 games home Kansas City 59-100

x-Minnesota

95

64

.597

-

53-25

42-39

7-3

W-1

3 games home White Sox 88-71

West

TEAM	W	L	PCT	GB	HOME	ROAD	L-10	STREAK
y-Oakland	92	67	.579	-	49-32	43-35	6-4	L-1

3 games at Angels 86-72

[M&M Guy]

mick - At least you have meaningful baseball to watch.

Not like some of the rest of us.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

mick - At least you have meaningful baseball to watch.

Not like some of the rest of us.

Look at the bright side.....

There's always next century.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Look at the bright side.....

There's always next century.

In the words of the immortal Sister Mary Elephant:
SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!!

Thank you.

[Jurassic Referee]

Geeze, try to bring a little sunlight into someone's drab, dreary existence....and what do you get?

That's it. No more Mr. NiceGuy.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Geeze, try to bring a little sunlight into someone's drab, dreary existence....and what do you get?

That's it. No more Mr. NiceGuy.

Ahh...so here's your picture:

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

In the words of the immortal Sister Mary Elephant:
SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!!

Thank you.

preceded by claaaaa-aaaas! Claaaaaa-aaaaas! CLAAAAA-AAAAS!

[mick]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

mick - At least you have meaningful baseball to watch.

Not like some of the rest of us.

But, I fergit how to act !

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by mick

But, I fergit how to act !

As if I can tell you?

[mick]

White Sox beat Twins 6-3
Tigers Magic number is 1.


"Due to the early start a day after a night game, Guillen sat six regulars — Joe Crede, Jermaine Dye, Paul Konerko, A.J. Pierzynski, Jim Thome and Juan Uribe — who have a staggering 188 homers between them." - USA Today

[Jurassic Referee]

And in breaking news.......Rogers Clemens is a juicer!

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-...adlines-sports

Jmo, but you coulda filed that one in the "No Sh!t, Sherlock" drawer.

Know what would be funny? Bundle up Clemens, Pettite, Tejada, and the rest of 'em named, put 'em out in front of that Congressional Committee again, ask them the same questions that they asked McGwire, Sosa, et al....and watch 'em squirm. Who needs the Comedy Network?

Not that I'm cynical or anythin'.....